ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

almost 11 years
Why are you an cesspool of evil? 8D
Because being a cesspool of goodness wouldn't be any fun.
about 11 years
Is it true you once threw your controller for no reason upon entering the Skulltula house?
I just woke up so this is blurry and one eyed. Can't quite make out what you asked. What? I don't...I don't...what?
about 11 years
we flying the first class, up in the sky ♫
Poppin' champagne, livin' the life. ♫
about 11 years
When are you going to sing Now I know my ABC's for me again?
When you teach me how to do so in Swedish, of course.
about 11 years
Do you spit or swallow....gum?
You should know, o cakey one. I spit out gum. Other stuff, on the other hand...well now that just depends.

Achievements

2 / 30Oxyclean
1 / 25Objection!
1 / 10Guys, I'm so Obvious.
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town
almost 10 years
wait you can hop on the track that xela and i are doing we need a female on the hook?
almost 10 years
it's me daddy
almost 10 years
are we dating yet
almost 10 years
my girlfriend
over 10 years
I missed you bby <3
over 10 years
I am fineee dear where are you? <3
over 10 years
Hey i didn't see you around lately :3
how are you?
almost 11 years
Get deleted, bitch.
deletedover 11 years
Hi! Just wanted to say that you're an excellent player, s'all.
over 11 years
#forevermine
over 11 years
#madlyinlove
deletedover 11 years
lol your commandments make me laugh
over 11 years
Check your messages >:[
over 11 years
+k'ed, return? :D
over 11 years
congratulations! :-)
over 11 years
CONGRATS MY DEAR U B STELLAR
over 11 years
You were great this round! Congrats!
over 11 years
yayyyyy!!