ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

about 11 years
Wanna fool around with me behind the House of Skulltula? :$
Only if you have me up against the window and I'm able to peek at the skulltula freak inside. Can you imagine what he'd be able to do with all those arms? Mmmm.
anonymousover 11 years
woa ur 2cool4me :c
I'm too cool for almost everyone.
anonymousover 11 years
R4P3 M3
No lie, I read that out before I understood you were asking me to rape you. Does it count as rape if you want it?
over 11 years
R.I.P Shaundi #throwninthedumpster
Du har ingen själ! How could I luv someone so cruel? Oh, right. Because I'm a hateful sadistic bitch.
over 11 years
B4 I GOT DIS PAPAH, B4 I GOT PAID, YOU KNOW.
BOUNCE LYK MY CHECKS DID.

Achievements

2 / 30Oxyclean
1 / 25Objection!
1 / 10Guys, I'm so Obvious.
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town
almost 10 years
wait you can hop on the track that xela and i are doing we need a female on the hook?
almost 10 years
it's me daddy
almost 10 years
are we dating yet
almost 10 years
my girlfriend
over 10 years
I missed you bby <3
over 10 years
I am fineee dear where are you? <3
over 10 years
Hey i didn't see you around lately :3
how are you?
almost 11 years
Get deleted, bitch.
deletedover 11 years
Hi! Just wanted to say that you're an excellent player, s'all.
over 11 years
#forevermine
over 11 years
#madlyinlove
deletedover 11 years
lol your commandments make me laugh
over 11 years
Check your messages >:[
over 11 years
+k'ed, return? :D
over 11 years
congratulations! :-)
over 11 years
CONGRATS MY DEAR U B STELLAR
over 11 years
You were great this round! Congrats!
over 11 years
yayyyyy!!