Epicmafia

ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."

100

married to

90,764

10

100

1179

1397wins1135losses127left

Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

Hostkilling is for b-words.
Sacking is for baby back b-words.
CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
Cussing is for cool kids.
Dicks are for sucking.
Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

MegamanMaverick

Questions

over 11 years

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in my van.

Okay, lemme try. Roses are red, violets are blue. Does this rag...smell like chloroform to you?

over 11 years

Let's keep on bouncing babe, before the party's done with

Asparagus. GAME OVER.

over 11 years

bounce like my checks did?

I'd never bounce when it comes to you, bby. Unless you mean dance style. Then all night long, duh.

over 11 years

2 sexy 4 EM, get banned

Anything to be with you, lovah.

anonymousover 11 years

ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?

Proudly until my lover is back. BRING BACK eYM.

Achievements

2 / 30

Oxyclean

1 / 25

Objection!

1 / 10

Guys, I'm so Obvious.

1 / 15

New Sheriff in Town

almost 10 years

wait you can hop on the track that xela and i are doing we need a female on the hook?

almost 10 years

it's me daddy

almost 10 years

http://i.imgur.com/7FANgO2.gif

almost 10 years

http://i.imgur.com/GsUvrGM.jpg ;_;

almost 10 years

are we dating yet

almost 10 years

my girlfriend

about 10 years

I missed you bby <3

over 10 years

I am fineee dear where are you? <3

over 10 years

Hey i didn't see you around lately :3
how are you?

almost 11 years

Get deleted, bitch.

deletedover 11 years

Hi! Just wanted to say that you're an excellent player, s'all.

over 11 years

#forevermine

over 11 years

#madlyinlove

deletedover 11 years

lol your commandments make me laugh

over 11 years

Check your messages >:[

over 11 years

+k'ed, return? :D

over 11 years

congratulations! :-)

over 11 years

CONGRATS MY DEAR U B STELLAR

over 11 years

You were great this round! Congrats!

over 11 years

yayyyyy!!