ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

over 11 years
How did your photo shoot with Victoria's Secret go?
So well. They were even willing to put aside the preggo belly.
over 11 years
When is our baby due?
Any day now. Everyone is shocked that I've managed to keep this rockin' hot body.
anonymousover 11 years
It seems that everyone just loves to hate you. Why is that.
It's probs because I'm so goddamn awesome.
anonymousover 11 years
And to think, I was just about ready to profess my love for you. Oh well. Too late, huh.
It's never too late for true love. But yeah. Too late.
deletedover 11 years
How do you answer a question that doesn't contain significant subject matter?
The same way you'd answer any other question. With lies and deflection.

Achievements

20 / 20Do No Harm
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
8 / 10Scumhunter
almost 10 years
wait you can hop on the track that xela and i are doing we need a female on the hook?
almost 10 years
it's me daddy
almost 10 years
are we dating yet
almost 10 years
my girlfriend
over 10 years
I missed you bby <3
over 10 years
I am fineee dear where are you? <3
over 10 years
Hey i didn't see you around lately :3
how are you?
almost 11 years
Get deleted, bitch.
deletedover 11 years
Hi! Just wanted to say that you're an excellent player, s'all.
over 11 years
#forevermine
over 11 years
#madlyinlove
deletedover 11 years
lol your commandments make me laugh
over 11 years
Check your messages >:[
over 11 years
+k'ed, return? :D
over 11 years
congratulations! :-)
over 11 years
CONGRATS MY DEAR U B STELLAR
over 11 years
You were great this round! Congrats!
over 11 years
yayyyyy!!