ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

anonymousover 11 years
Are you real?
Lawl, are you suggesting that you have a mind that could create me? You don't. I'm real, for your pleasure and entertainment.
anonymousover 11 years
u ever sucked a dick?
Yeah, dude, hasn't everyone? Don't get excited though. I won't be sucking yours.
anonymousover 11 years
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!!
That's so effin sweet. If I somehow was brought back to life, I'd bust you out and kill all the motha fukers that fuked with you in jail. True story. Real facts.
deletedover 11 years
WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?
No way of knowing, man. That's just how it is.

Achievements

20 / 20Do No Harm
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
8 / 10Scumhunter
deletedalmost 12 years
I was your 69th profile view.
almost 12 years
+k'd to 8!
deletedalmost 12 years
Returned :P
almost 12 years
+k to 6
almost 12 years
+k'd to 6! c:
almost 12 years
+k'd to 7!
deletedalmost 12 years
+k'd, return? xo.
almost 12 years
+K to 2. :)
almost 12 years
+k to 1! :)
deletedalmost 12 years
returned :)
almost 12 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
almost 12 years
You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.