Karkat

I'M BACK ASSHOLES.
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A PIT OF FUCKING LAVA
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I AM KARKAT VANTAS. NO, I AM NOT FROM THE ALPHA TIMELINE. I'M AS FUCKING DEAD AS ERIDAN AFTER KANAYA GAVE HIM A BETTER HALF. I NEED SOMETHING BETTER TO DO BESIDES SIT AROUND IN THIS DREAM BUBBLE, SO I DECIDED TO BE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO BESTOW UPON YOU MY GLORY. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I TALK IN ALL CAPS AND GREY TEXT. I CAN BE RUDE. I CAN BE VULGAR. GET OVER IT. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Friends (29)

floretTux
watuwant
ShiloBurbans
sonnyjim
Lsiebrand
bubbajack8
Jake
Sisko
dirkstrider
Jade
 

Questions

gallowsCalibrat0r
over 11 years
Are you mad that I didn't tell you I could see again?
NO.

Achievements

2 / 25
Oracle
Eye of the Beholder
deletedabout 10 years
i mean the username "karkat", my bad
Bree
about 10 years
So who'd you kill for the username? Or did you sell your soul to Hussie for it?
deletedabout 10 years
i think i owned karkat at one point, i dont remember
theDaveStrider
almost 12 years
yo karkat i got all the money i need to get into your stupid factory. you should also send me your background image cause its fucking awesome
Karkat
almost 12 years
IS ANYONE GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT I ALREADY FUCKING REPLIED TO THIS LUBU ASSHOLE ON HIS PROFILE? OR IS EVERYONE GOING TO KEEP TELLING ME THAT I WAS TOLD OFF WITHOUT BOTHERING TO CHECK LUBU'S PROFILE FOR MY REPLY FIRST? GOD.
deletedalmost 12 years
you're getting told by a little commie
nepeta
almost 12 years
:33 < wow karkitty lu bu just told your ass hard are you going to let that shit fly???
OHNOITSLUBU
almost 12 years
NICE TRY, BUT OGRES AND IMPS DON'T EVEN EXIST. EVERYONE COWERS IN FEAR WHEN THEY HEAR OF THE MIGHTY LU BU ENTERING THE BATTLEFIELD ON HIS RED HARE. I HAVE BESTED SOME OF CHINA'S MOST RENOWNED WARRIORS IN COMBAT - INCLUDING YUAN SHO AND MOTHER FUCKING CAO CAO. WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE 5FT TALL 100LBS? NO OFFENSE NIGGA BUT I COULD TRAMPLE YOU IN UNDER A SECOND. IMMORTAL TIME TRAVELLING MONSTER? I'VE LITERALLY SERVED UNDER ONE (BEFORE I BACKSTABBED HIM WITH MY NIGGA SUN JIAN). I'VE BEEN BEATEN BY A GOD ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AFTER BEING FORCED TO WANDER TIME (AND WATCH MY WIFE DIE MULTIPLE TIMES). NIGGA WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT HARDSHIPS? NOTHING. NOW FLY AWAY, YOU DRIVELING GNAT.
ImmaModel
almost 12 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
OHNOITSLUBU
almost 12 years
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M -THE- FLYING GENERAL OF CHINA, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS BACKSTABBINGS OF ALL THREE KINGDOMS, AND I HAVE OVER 3,000 CONFIRMED KILLS. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER PIG (LIKE DONG ZHUO). YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THESE PIGEON CARRIERS? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER.
OHNOITSLUBU
almost 12 years
NIGGA, I'VE TALKED LIKE THIS SINCE LIKE.... 189. WHEN I STARTED BECOMING FAMOUS.
OHNOITSLUBU
almost 12 years
ANOTHER COPYCAT? WOW. LU BU'S INFLUENCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
deletedalmost 12 years
Okay I'm ready for the grand finale.
Karkat
almost 12 years
IT FEELS PRETTY GREAT BEING THE UNIFIER OF ALL THE TROLLS AND SHIT.
I AM SUCH A GREAT FUCKING LEADER.
Karkat
almost 12 years
I AM THE MASTER OF DECEPTION:
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1669096/review
pickels
almost 12 years
oH MY GOD