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Competitive

Lolol

Stickers

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Questions

anonymousover 11 years
How exactly are you so awesome?
I dont know!
anonymousover 11 years
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ACfQ0yusmZ hey friend
Hi friend
over 11 years
you did it!
I did it!
over 11 years
Still dedicating your trophy to me?
ya tots
over 11 years
What happened to your run?
still dead!!!

Achievements

7 / 20Super Sleuth!
6 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
5 / 10I'm Towntelling!
4 / 20Clint Eastwood
4 / 10Scumhunter

Created Setups

over 7 years
anthony is stealing my lines I'm ur real 3005
over 7 years
fu­ck these otha ni­gga's i'll be right by your side, till 3005 hold up
over 7 years
cash 46mon 7d
leave ling alone ...... ilu ling <3333
deletedover 7 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OYCew3qWQQ

i'm not watching this back since it's probably cringe as f*ck
over 7 years
Seeing how that turned out...
deletedover 7 years
What the f­uck did you just f­ucking say about me, you little b­itch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet p­ussy. I was getting a blow job from two b­itches (s­hit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch f­ick. She started to s­quirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 o­rgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor s­quirting like motherf­ucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of s­perm and compressed air. Imagine your best o­rgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions).
deletedover 7 years
I genuinely love you and care about you and I just want to watch you sleep and shower with you but nothing sexual because I love you like a sister and I could give you massages before bed and be your pillow and then we could watch movies together and cook in the kitchen together and hide bodies together then after that if we go to jail we can go there together and prank call people or just synchronize jokes on guards and probably get time added to our sentences but if one of us gets out before the other we could break the other out and then continue to play hide and seek with the police and mabe leave clues like bodies but then after we escape the country we can settle down and start relaxing again and having fun and if we stop in siberia I'll knit you a fine sweater and jumper and windbreaker and pants and joggers and then we can run around and sweat together and then we could maybe play games like tag and then see who can beat the most people without getting caught or maybe just play
over 7 years
all my alts have diff bdays ;)
over 7 years
over 7 years
just moving up to your dad ;)
over 7 years
when is your mom adopting me
over 7 years
wow deleted
over 7 years
lingle and ready to dingle
deletedover 7 years
dude bro ur song is soooooooooo lit omfgg mate
deletedover 7 years
mbn bïtches asking u to cuddle n shít
over 7 years
make you and jill your avatar
deletedover 7 years
w0w what are you saying ??
deletedover 7 years
I hope you are not trying to steal my wife biatch