My philosophy:

liek, omg, i dont care if u like me cuz like, im a strong person. liek, ur all just haters. i no im smart as u can see from my grammar. and like, im independent and totally dont just follow trends like everyone else. if u like, dont like, like me, u like, dont no what ive been throo. i went nine whole months of like, in my mom (shes a bitch i hate her) and i didnt even have a phone. so if u judge me then im just gonna like, laugh at u cuz then i no im just better than u.

After someone gives me the slightest critique:

crying myself to sleep, fiercely masturbating, using my own tears as a lubricant

My actual philosophy:

When you're offended by something, it shows me your weakness. Are you offended by racist jokes? Racism is your weakness. When I insult you do you change your profile status to that? Insults are your weakness. So, like any sociopath worth their salt, I like to find this weakness as fast as I can. It won't benefit me, but I'll enjoy knowing that I have defeated you.

This is how I justify making jokes about rape and suicide attempts even though I'm victims of both. Should I let getting molested become my weakness? What logic is there to that? Should I let the fact that I made suicide attempts take me over? It's bullshit, and I have no reason to be offended by such jokes 'cause if you haven't been through those, you're just a douche and I can look down on you. If you are a victim, then it's kind of like how black people can say nigger, y'know?

I'm not exempt from weaknesses myself. In fact, for strategic purposes, I'll share my biggest one: Insults to my intelligence, and questioning of my rationality in general, even though, like all of us, I'm not entirely rational. Especially when I get angry. Which is, while not ubiquitous of my behavior, very frequent.

Also, you, me and everyone either of us have and haven't met is a bad person.

"But TreeMeister, I helped an old lady across the street!"

Now why would you do such a thing? Self-gratification. So you can go to sleep thinking you're a good person and that you did a good thing. You might even, although it's possible not to, look down on others that don't do these "good deeds" that you do. Now you just look insecure, and you could possibly be an asshole. You and I are greedy, ungrateful and erratic cowards. But you don't have to emo over it, use it to your advantage.

Ever notice how there are no objective moral standards? Your parents may have taught you what they believed, schools may have taught what they want you to believe, but there really aren't any. Morality itself could just be something we've conceived within our own minds. Or maybe when agriculture was discovered and civilization planted its roots, they had to control the bastards that we all are and pulled the afterlife concept out of their asses. I don't know, but people with power are definitely benefiting from morality and concepts of honor or dignity. I don't blame them, I'd do the same thing if I were a ruler.

"Holy shit Tree, you're deep."

Didn't expect that of me, did you?