Remember kids, being a part of the mafia is all about having fun and being yourself!
Hey kids, it's your mother! I came to have fun and make sure you're getting your daily dose of vitamin D! Don't work yourselves too hard, and make sure you've done your homework before getting on!
Mommy loves you!
For dinner tonight: S̙͉̱͖͇̈͆̾̏̒̂͢͢O̴͍͕̼̝̦̟̯̹̓̈́ͮ͊̆̑ͩ̐̊ͮ͋̏͂͛̅̆̔̏͌̕͜ͅÛ̵̜̳̠̣̖̝͙̫͕͇̐̽̐̋̎͐́̀̚͜L̶͇̖̩͔̫̭̝͙̼̍̒͛ͮ̅̄͆ͬ͑̇ͤ̇̒̓̅̏ͦ̚͢͟Ș̷̶̢̨̖͔̜̋ͫ̍̍̈́ͧ͆̂̑̈́ͨ́