Here mate Ill buck yer maw

Haha mate are u fucking mental jacking off with a hoover is risky as fuck mate you are well a ledge

Ya fuckin wanker piss off!!!

Ya wee cunt !! I ought 2 knack yer teeth out to teach u a wee lesson u wee bastard

Here love, I heard you haven't watched your fanny in years. Is at a lie or wha hahaha smelly trampy bastard fek aff