Epicmafia

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Hugo: (Sarcastic chuckle) Heh, heh, heh...go scare a nun! Hey, Quasi! What's goin' on out there? A fight? A flogging?

Victor: A festival!

Hugo: You mean the Feast of Fools!?!

Quasimodo: Uh huh!

Hugo: All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese!

(Hugo makes farting noises in his armpit.)

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Friends (218)

Questions

Dangertyde

over 11 years

Ahh, Quasi... Is there anything you CAN'T do??

i cannot tie my shoes. i cannot even wear my shoes. i cannot find a mate. i cannot get the lump on my face surgically removed. i cannot eat raw vegetables. i cannot text on a touch screen cellular device.

anonymousover 11 years

==> Quasimodo: Be epic.

==> aerosmith begins 2 play in the distance. a building explodes behind me and i dont look. i get in my New Bugatti and drive to a Beyonce concert i've got front row seats to. i manage to seduce beyonce. we are in my heart shaped-bed by midnight.

Keppler

over 11 years

==> Quasi, Do the Twerking thing?

quasimodo proceeds to do the twerking thing so hard and intensely that quasi breaks his crab hips and is bedridden for 3 months. his last words before falling to the ground were 'keppler is paying for my medical bills'

Achievements

1 / 10

Fool

Gotcha!

1 / 10

Vigilante

I'm Batman.

1 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

1 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

1 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

Created Setups

a bunch of shit

oh fuck