Epicmafia

quiche

Fire is jealous. It wants all the beauty for itself.

Aus

married to

jpug

part of

Sex Duck

family

18,817

126

1250

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Friends (545)

Questions

Killia

over 9 years

Drake did nothing wrong

Walmart. Drake strolls through, stopping to pick up some batteries. "It's okay guys," he whispers. "I'm not included in anything either."

MasterCthulhu

almost 10 years

A shopping mall. Drake walks past a man dressed as Santa, who yells out, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" "Yeah," Drake sighs as he keeps walking. "She was."

"What a catch from Chris Matthews!" the Super Bowl commentator says. In his armchair, Drake sighs. "Like me catching feelings," he thinks.

anonymousalmost 10 years

hitler did nothing wrong

Same

anonymousalmost 10 years

qliche

Anonymoose.

MasterCthulhu

about 10 years

Hospital. Drake sees a woman going in for heart surgery. He runs over and grabs her hand. "We'll get through this together," he whispers. "I know how bad a broken heart can hurt."

God bless Drake.

Achievements

15 / 15

Mason

Knight Devout

4 / 10

Vigilante

I'm Batman.

3 / 10

Fool

Gotcha!

1 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

1 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

Created Setups

That new new

I self-upboat

shly8

over 10 years

+K cause you're a sex god and a real ni99a. sex duck lives on <3

BLKKKSKKKNHEAD

over 10 years

WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA

deletedover 10 years

omg you're married to jazjaz, I'm well jealous

deletedover 10 years

+K because your awesomesauce and we're not even friends yet wtf

deletedover 10 years

WUICHE WUICHE WUICHE :3

wreck

over 10 years

quiche mcgeese

deletedover 10 years

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QJ0tvKYkC2

peach

over 10 years

im so hppy about your profile song

brokendreamcatcher

over 10 years

Oi. Almond milk will be forever nasty and bless your daring soul for taking that journey to 1-way nastiness.

Nocturnul

over 10 years

IT'S A DREARY DOWNTOWN +K

deletedover 10 years

of course it does!!! <3 only the best people make the cut

Radamanthos

over 10 years

Jajajaja well I just pop randomly time to time, but try not to play cause yeah lame.

deletedover 10 years

omg, I'm so sad for you </3 CELEBRATIONS THE DAY YOU GET KD. Also I +k'd you ages ago secretly :3 <3

madsss

over 10 years

ILY BABY !!!!!

Radamanthos

over 10 years

Outta here to where tho?

brookedavis

almost 11 years

Hi Peyton :D

jpug

almost 11 years

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Kief

almost 11 years

I have told you so many times, you need to lose some of that bby fat before I can carry you!

arenaceous

almost 11 years

+k cause ily & this is the first i've given out. just hit 2000!

hedger

almost 11 years

Returned for being awesome and Aussie (and loving hot cross buns ofc) ^_^