Epicmafia

quiche

Fire is jealous. It wants all the beauty for itself.

Aus

married to

jpug

part of

Sex Duck

family

18,817

126

1250

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Stickers

Friends (545)

over 9 years

Drake did nothing wrong

Walmart. Drake strolls through, stopping to pick up some batteries. "It's okay guys," he whispers. "I'm not included in anything either."

MasterCthulhu

almost 10 years

A shopping mall. Drake walks past a man dressed as Santa, who yells out, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" "Yeah," Drake sighs as he keeps walking. "She was."

"What a catch from Chris Matthews!" the Super Bowl commentator says. In his armchair, Drake sighs. "Like me catching feelings," he thinks.

anonymousalmost 10 years

hitler did nothing wrong

Same

anonymousalmost 10 years

qliche

Anonymoose.

MasterCthulhu

about 10 years

Hospital. Drake sees a woman going in for heart surgery. He runs over and grabs her hand. "We'll get through this together," he whispers. "I know how bad a broken heart can hurt."

God bless Drake.

Achievements

15 / 15

Mason

Knight Devout

4 / 10

Vigilante

I'm Batman.

3 / 10

Fool

Gotcha!

1 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

1 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

Created Setups

That new new

I self-upboat

xela

almost 8 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNltsE0T_Y&feature=youtu.be&t=22s

Hood

almost 8 years

me and my buzzwole are having a wonderful time

deletedalmost 8 years

i remember the first time i ever like actually talked to u besides like "hi" n i told u that i pronounced ur username in my head w/ the e emphasized n u said it was cute good times

Hood

almost 8 years

i did not do it

Hood

almost 8 years

and I hope you'll have removed the crustiness of your crusty pie crust