how do you have so many secret admirers? lol

i'm you but you from the future so now in the future you know me

how do you have so many friends? lol

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.