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Shamu

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in love with someone gone

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Hi.

HOPE IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING THANK YOU @HOPEMAEDA55 FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

BOOM I'M BACK, if anyone reads my profile that is.

I am the true shamu, not a sham shamu, not a shampoo either...

Missock is a furry let that be known forever.

P O K E R G O D I S E T E R N A L

or not, poker god just fucking missed me when I was guised and lynched me when I was me....

elise.

my profile is just like a super long shitpost tbh and I think that that is great.

I met a fellow shitposter, twas a good day

elise is my bff for [redacted]

https://epicmafia.com/setup/638442 is the single greatest setup ever created.

sometimes I wonder why my avi never cropped.

My alt is snicker dreamy..

Kookie was here :3

During the night, you fall in love with shampoopoo after a romantic conversation!

[redacted] ended up being roughly 6 shitposts, she debff'd me.

https://epicmafia.com/user/614810#/

modding me is like making the epicmafia background cats.

Thank you Tatami

I've finally become satan.

Shamu is the vending machine of epicmafia - LilStrange

The legendary round where I went 6/6 - 666 in 6th place. Ended round with a 66.666% winrate. Satan confirmed - I also hit 6666 profile views.

Champagne for my real friends... Real pain for my sham friends. - Biohazard

is my new bff

umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio??????? Is this what you wanted.

Musettes main

poser You dislike Shamu because ur jealous of the other whales ;/

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Friends (248)

Questions

anonymousabout 8 years

is elise the best friend ever?

[9/16/2016 3:44:42 PM]: W-will you still be my best friend [9/16/2016 3:44:50 PM]: no

anonymousabout 8 years

how've you been?

Pretty good you?

nattless

about 8 years

Can you go the distance?

I CAN? go the distance!

ScarletWolf

about 8 years

Shamu is 10/10 troll mentor with two noavis as mentees. Truly a shampiun.

Shampiun :doge: (I can't refute any of your claims either)

anonymousabout 8 years

you really are a rude person though. Being a mentor and mod, you really ought to try and be nice to people. Don't you agree?

I give respect to people who deserve to be respected. I take time to mentor and mod, if you have an issue with that it's fine. However if people are going to use their time to insult me for what? Why should I be nice to someone who doesn't deserve it?