Epicmafia

fritostwisted

1 Joined May 2010

101

in my bed

part of

family

32,532

558wins449losses36left

i decided this was time for a change to my profile. i rose from the dead today 10/31/10 my best friend is a guitar. it's not even mine. i picked it up in the dumpster at the back of my shack, which i call a home. i have never ever watched a movie apart from the one that I am watching now. i am an oracle in real life. IN FACT, I AM THE ORACLE in all the Shakespearean plays. i was the soothsayer who told Caesar to watch out "beware the ides of March" n i was the delphic oracle who told Oedipus that he will fuck his mother and kill his father. He is the true definition of the MUTHAFUCKA. we got it from him. 100%. I am a cold-blooded murderer which is why i pop up as mafia all the time. Ask lucidrains, he knows...that's why he keeps giving me these roles. i was also a shrink back in the day but i had to leave that job cuz i shrunk my child to two inches. =O the cops still got nothing on me n ive never seen a tracker, but im sure there is one watching me.

i could nvr be a doctor as I couldnt save ppl who dont try to save themselves. all i do in life is fool as i am now. in epicmafia, everyone is a lyncher..thats all we do!

btw ways to guise test me=ask me about my family, ask me my alt, ask me how i came up with my name

Friends (91)

Questions

deletedover 12 years

Look at all these comments and yet none from The One. How does it feel to not get the attention you crave from The One?

and who would The One be?

Achievements

5 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

4 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

2 / 10

Villager

Scumhunter

1 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

1 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

Recent Games

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Most Played Roles

172/328 (52%)

47/88 (53%)

51/88 (58%)

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20/34 (59%)

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Created Setups

Setup 998696

deletedover 15 years

+k. Please neg http://www.epicmafia.com/user/59867 Thanks!

deletedalmost 16 years

karma'd for making it 69 :P

Kapitan

almost 16 years

Thanks!

Endlessly

almost 16 years

+k for family :D

pricklyPaige

almost 16 years

Actually regarding this:
JezebelAlli: No avi, much like lylo and mylo, are epic mafia terms. Check the wiki :)

That's improper English. She should have said:
No avi, much like lylo and mylo, is an epic mafia term. Check the wiki :)

deletedalmost 16 years

+k! Please Return!

deletedalmost 16 years

+k Frosty! Please Return!

tyboy618

almost 16 years

2k for niceness and familiness

JezebelAlli

almost 16 years

I'm sad I have to add this to my profile again: If you use improper English on my wall, I will delete your comment!

Endlessly

almost 16 years

so sorry about that, in that game with the troll.. :'(

despicable

almost 16 years

Oh, just wondering.

JezebelAlli

almost 16 years

If you think I cared enough to read that essay you are SO wrong.

despicable

almost 16 years

Do you have an alt?

JezebelAlli

almost 16 years

Fail more at trying to prove a worthless point. I never suggested a wiki was a dictionary. But EM has lingo just like any other website. Not that you didn't already know that.

And all wall posts with terrible English (your posts before you decided you wanted to sound half way intelligent) are deleted from my wall. Maybe you should quit worrying so much about my wall. Just a suggestion!

JezebelAlli

almost 16 years

No avi, much like lylo and mylo, are epic mafia terms. Check the wiki :)

express

almost 16 years

Oh, you are welcome.

JezebelAlli

almost 16 years

I said nothing about formal. I don't think proper spelling is much to ask :)

JezebelAlli

almost 16 years

The grammar in your Spanish is loads better. Maybe you should consider using proper English :)

On an unrelated note, I was just kidding with my original comment. Maybe you should lighten up.

JezebelAlli

almost 16 years

Was that English? Because I can't read it.

JezebelAlli

almost 16 years

He doesn't care. I negged Mechanic to prove a point. The no avis like eachother :)