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Haha, who thought I'd make it this far, Lemon? =)

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To the people who matter the most: Ballsy and arials92

Art by Shwartz99!

Introduction

Hello! I am user #419623 "Golbolco", the owner of Golbox, home of the Golburger, proprietor of the Golbultima franchise of setups, arbiter of all things Golbamania, and creator of over 100 roles (including king, usurper, snowman, cutler, librarian and rival!)

Golbolco: A Summary by Arianna:

"golb!! so at first i thought u were just some huge troll n like rlly rude actually but after a while i've gotten to spend more time w/ n around u n i've rlly grown to like u n b a fan i think u have an admirable attitude bc u are more mature n rational in situations than most ppl i've come across here n u have good thoughts n ideas n are rlly patient w/ ppl =)"

Art by Taurarius!

Frequently Asked Questions

Why do you downvote everything? I downvote net upvotes and upvote net downvotes. It's to keep the universe in balance.

Are you real? Contrary to popular belief, yes.

Art by Pavoneo!

People Golbamania has run wild upon

  • Sishen- Crime: Abusive moderating and being too sloppy to even cover it up properly; Verdict: Public shaming and demodding - UPDATE: Crime: Harassing underage girls and then trying to turn it around on SirAmelio when chatbanned for it; Verdict: Public shaming on the lobby wall
  • Jimbei- Crime: Lying and manipulating other users to become Sandbox owner; Verdict: Public shaming and forced owner transfer to Golbolco
  • Error- Crime: Toxic actions, mod abusing, harming the community; Verdict: https://epicmafia.com/topic/79558 - UPDATE: He's dead, Jim.
  • Merlot- Crime and Verdict: https://epicmafia.com/topic/80858

Art by Lukageo!

Quotes

"This year has been rife with turmoil, tragedy, and irretrievable loss. I urge you all to find help where it's available and to never hesitate to consult an admin, moderator, or better yet, a qualified professional for assistance. This is a community. We love, we hate, we bicker, we troll. This doesn't necessarily change the dynamic of our EM family. I have my heart and soul invested in you folks. All I ask is that you take the steps to look out for yourselves and your loved ones. Be well. Be safe. Happy Holidays." -Error, to the community

"You're a stupid squawking Neanderthal, probably because you are a sandbox player. ¯(ツ)/¯" -Sonseray, to Bebop

"make ur quote 'wow golbolco, your a-reel peas of shit'-Aquity" -Equity

"thought you were a female until you opened you're jaws. now I confirm you're something else, entirely. you should be silenced forever; simply erased... you're vile & repugnant with a desperate undertone of "needing to prove"; you're also 30 years of age and regress to childlike tendencies with each passing second of your insignificant existence...how long will you continue this pathetic charade? and how i pity anything else you spawn." -jay23, to Wubat

"We shouldn't have a mod that's incompatible with and has nothing but contempt for the community they're supposed to be serving." -Christopherzilla

"The ignorance of this community... I bet all of you would play epicmafia over roblox..." -tigermom

"HI IM GOLBOLCO DID YOU KNOW I HAVE TOURETTES I CAN'T STOP SAYING EPICMAFIA IS ONLY SLIGHTLY PROFITABLE." -CooperD

"And this time, I'm not gonna get caught. I've returned to EpicMafia after about... mm, I don't know... a YEAR? But this time, I will be king of EpicMafia! And I got my crew with me, and guess what? You're not gonna be able to do anything! 'Cuz I got like 50 alt accounts ready, and like... come on, troll me bro! ‘Cuz I’m all ready for this, you know? And like… - you know what? You guys won’t be able to figure me out this time, ‘cuz I got this new plan: I’m gonna be king of EpicMafia! All the times in the past I’ve failed, but NOT this time. This time I’ll succeed. The first one who ever hacked EpicMafia; that was me. The first person who ever truly cheated to the extent of making the forums a million times; that was me. And the one who’s gonna take over EpicMafia? It’s gonna be me. So I’ll see you guys in the leaderboard. Later." -AdamTheGambler, to Lucidrains

"there are no bad roles just bad players" -bdog1321

"YOU'RE A BIGGER JOKE THAN ME." -WildWalrus, to Slowbro

"I guess your IQ pales in comparison to my 150." -Moomo, to bdog1321

"When Golbamania comes… You’ll hear no banned users roar… No weebs annoying with their anime… No noavis growing in the meadows… No memes on the sandbox wall… The mods will fall where they rule… The SJWs will rot and wither… No trolls annoying in the forums and no hackers spamming games… Not even the EMJack script will warm you in your games. You shall hear only the golbamaniacs whistle… And then you will know. Golbamania has come." -SirAmelio

"kick golboco all he does is sui out when caught and not play the game" -ruiyang

"golbolco is better than me at everything" -Christopherzilla

Art by NekoMANRI!

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Art by Herredy!

Lore

Art by ObitoSigma!

My threads

https://epicmafia.com/topic/76487 Star Wars Facts

https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403 Daily Drama Report

https://epicmafia.com/topic/76670 How to make a Golburger

https://epicmafia.com/topic/77253 Sandbox Pranks

https://epicmafia.com/topic/77350 R E L E A S E

https://epicmafia.com/topic/77607 Hoob

https://epicmafia.com/topic/78634 Golbamaniacs

Art by NekoManri!

Conclusion

I hope you have enjoyed your stroll though my profile as much as I enjoyed writing it all up. Feel free to go through my answered questions (feel free ask me anything anytime!), read through the comments or check out some of my roles. Thanks!

Questions

anonymousover 8 years
are u a male or a female
Yes.
anonymousover 8 years
why do you hate me?
I don't know who you are so I can't answer.
deletedover 8 years
So there's like a good chance I'm wrong about this but weren't you the one who said I looked like one of the Crazy Frog Brothers on Faces of EM?
I don't think so? I don't know who or what the Crazy Frog Brothers are.
anonymousover 8 years
whats ur opinion on spongebob
Spongebob is a great TV show and movie. I don't know what you mean by seasons 4-10.
over 8 years
you are a physical and emotional burden to both your friends and family, do it for their sake
Top kek, sish-kebab.

Achievements

4 / 20Super Sleuth!
3 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
3 / 20He's Batman
3 / 20Do No Harm
1 / 30Oxyclean
about 8 years
there will be alot of blood
about 8 years
do you really want to start this upvote war
about 8 years
if i could i would burn a furby at the stake and dance on it's ashes.
about 8 years
A E S T H E T I C
deletedabout 8 years
+K since you asked!
about 8 years
thanks gol love ya ^^ you got me to 123!
about 8 years
no one i just wanted to comment that
deletedabout 8 years
+K if I could dish that out
about 8 years
I heard you like anal
deletedabout 8 years
Also, here's a +K!
deletedabout 8 years
When are you going to become a survivor player?
about 8 years
+K TY :)
about 8 years
bring back the role of the day, i miss making fun of it
about 8 years
you were kinda gay but now you're alright
deletedabout 8 years
THANKS! I promise to +k you once I reach 2k points, riiiiiiip.
about 8 years
hey put me in ur profile dawg
about 8 years
When Golbamania runs wild on herself.

deletedabout 8 years
i can't believe golbamania ran wild again
about 8 years
I missed you Golby :)
deletedabout 8 years
"I WILL F*CKING WRECK YOU UP AND TEAR OUT YOUR ESOPHAGUS" -Lucid, to abc