Smufr

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Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live? -Dae-su Oh

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anonymousabout 10 years
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1 / 20Do No Harm
almost 11 years
I will love you forever.

I will kill for you.
almost 13 years
Hey now! Don't you go hating on me and Smurf*'s balloon baby! She's fucking adorable. Steve will kick your ass. And I understand him plenty - I understand he's a dyslexic blue midget who is the father to my balloon-child and is stalking me in the creepiest way possible...cuz that's how i like it. So yea... I win ~Z
almost 13 years
Steve probably isn't even a real baby, you've probably found a balloon and painted on a face, and you sleep with it at night. I'm the only one that truly understand Smurf, that empathises with his hard upbringing, the way his Mom preferred his brother Jimmy to him,
I've lived through his pain with him, and there isn't another guy like him, and nothing you say will ever take that feeling away from me, I don't care what you say, true love never did run smooth <3
almost 13 years
It's like you've been creeping on me whenever I'm around Smurf* o: - but it's okay, we have a mutual love-hate relationship while all you are to him is some weird horny foreign dude trying to steal him from his true love, Zazzy. Steve symbolizes our never-ending love for each other. Besides, if he left me for you he'd need to pay child support for Steve - I'm not raising her all on my own! D:< ~Z
almost 13 years
When Smufr reads this, he will realise that I have deep and true feelings for him, I cherish him, stroke his hair when he's feeling down, ask him how his day was, whereas you abuse him, using him a deprived sex object, tossing him away once you're done, you monster.
almost 13 years
Well...well... uhh... pshhh - I'm preggers with his child so I'd stick to fucking Penguins under a desk if I were you!!! <333 @ Smurf*, it's a girl! we're gonna name her Steve m'kay? :)
almost 13 years
Smufr and me have already been to sixth base, so I'd back the hell off!
almost 13 years
*pokes Jonno* Hellz naw bitch! smurf* is mine! *clings* I shall stalk him forever. Get your own!! <3 :) ~Z
almost 13 years
You seem like a swell guy, send me a message if you want to take our relationship to the next level.
about 13 years
It's alright, my poor dyslexic Smurf, I'll give you a cookie for your disabilities :) (: :) <- cookie ~Z