Regardless of your actual belief being different than mine, you seem to be a worth-while source for discussion and I invite you to join me at some other time in a less cluttered work environment for debate/conference.
Take a left at your local cafe and follow the street signs for Mississippi. Once there, go to the nearest town hall meeting and announce that you are a homosexual. After you barely escape with your life, create a sex video involving a giraffe and a telephone mast. Upon receipt of the video, your mod powers will be activated.
ONCE YOUVE READ THIS YOULL BE KISSED BY THE PERSON YOU LOVE ON THE CLOSEST POSSIBLE FRIDAY AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. BUT IF YOU DONT POST IT TO 3 DIFFERENT USER NAMES YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS, YOUR HOUSE WILL CATCH FIRE AND YOUR DOG WILL COMMIT SUICIDE. AFTER YOU POST IT PRESS F5 AND YOUR CRUSH NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS! THIS IS SCARY BUT TRUE!