Bacon.

5 months sence your last message
I'm sorry for neglecting you
Maybe i can make it up to you *stares romanticlly*

Why hello there good lookin. Long time no see.

You can make it up to me later

I just missed you by 2 hours earlier. :/

Damn its been a while.
wanna go some place nice?

Get on more then silly.

I meant hello. Sorry. Freudian slip.

Boobs

Dead.

You can have my sperm anytime you want it. ;]

Nope.

There is none! This is the zenith of sperm! EVERY LAST ONE HOLDS HALF OF WHAT MAKES ME! ME, THE POKEMON MASTER! Look at the strength of it's swim, you'll never find any better than that, I assure you!

I didn't say you couldn't, just wanna know what I'm working with. ;] This is grade A sperm we're talking about.

My children have to become top notch trainers like me, I can't risk anything.

I'd need a full body shot and a medical history report.

I missed you too love <3

:3 You have fun?

I haven't seen you in a while where are you? :[

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU MY LOVE, obviously you are the one hiding from me :<