+k veryyyyy nice win

long overdue +k for you

ok, so in reality it MIGHT be me who misses you. come back already! :(

hi the epicmafia community misses you. come back!

yeah, idk. it was skoob though. i should've been sleeping a long time ago too. goodnight.

+K XDD "jesilicon was a good man i know him from back in teh day we started off together he taught me everything i know" hahahaha

ahh ok. you're in ranked now. i shall wait til your game is over. make it snappy. ;)

where'd you disappear to?!

*sniff sniff* just sad you broke our if youre culted, you cult me pact. you still my honey. ;) night!

you are finally on! speccing you, since you didnt stalk and join the game i was in waiting.

you could've stuck around! server went down and our game broke anyway.

hi i've been settled in now after finishing 'murica activites, but where are youuu?

goodnighttt. now you know how it feels. :P

yeah i prooobbbbably should've specified that when you come back and its 4:00 my time, not to look for me. haha

bleh, looks like i missed you. i was watching a movie with my fam. although it's only like 7:00 your time so idk if you're out being a drunk yet. if you come back, find me!

ahhh i just found you but i did not make it in time! i will spec you and stalk you from here. ;)

I miss playing with you too. Kind of a lot, actually.

Ok so first of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
It's hard to be happy today, since you're getting so old and people will expect babies, but try not to be too much of a downer for once. Since I support your birthday, I wanted to come up with a birthday present. I thought I had the perfect idea: Cookies. I know how much you love cookies and I wanted to send you some real life cookies. Then I realized there's one thing you love even more than cookies: Rebecca Black's songs. I rewrote parts of "Friday" for you so you can still sing her song even though it is not actually Friday. I know you're ecstatic about getting this, but seriously, I don't need anything in return. Just enjoy it all day long! I will mail a pastebin link so you can read the text more easily and print it out to take to work and go to bed with (instead of some old lady). If you ever doubted my feelings of pure friendship towards you, this will solve every doubt. Enjoy your day, Sir! - Your dear and thoughtful friend G.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Five a.m., waking up and I'm older
Gotta act fresh, gotta go to work
Gotta have my beer, gotta have booze
Sleepin' on the floor, my body hurts
Hurtin' more and more, I feel so old
Gotta get down to the kayak place
Gotta go alone, I have no friends (No friends)

Listenin' to this beat
Gettin' old, I feel beat
Gotta figure it out
Can I get older still?

It's Birthday, Birthday
Getting real old on birthday
Everybody's lookin' at me weirdly, weirdly
Birthday, birthday
Gettin' drunk on birthday
Everybody's lookin' cause I'm really old

Partyin', partyin' (old)
Partyin', partyin' (old)
drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk
Workin' is fun when you're drunk

6:45, I'm arrivin' at work
Drinkin' so fast, I don't want to work
Old, old, getting so old
You know what it is
I got beer, you got beer
My boss is by my side, ay
I got beer, you got beer
Now you drink it

Listenin' to this beat
Gettin' I old, I feel beat
Gotta stop my drinkin'
Cause now I feel so ill

It's birthday, birthday
Gotta get laid on birthday
Everybody's lookin' so good cause i'm real drunk, real drunk
birthday, birthday
Find grans on birthday
Everybody's lookin' forward to my mistakes


Partyin', partyin' (old)
Partyin', partyin' (old)
drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk
Gettin' fired on my birthday