I had the day from hell yesterday, and it will be another one today if I miss playing any more games with you. D:

damn you!

Neway, come play, the ride got "cancelled"

We're testdriving a car, is that not allowed?
Also it's alfa, you smartass. Can't believe you'd make such a stupid mistake :/. About yesterday: You were the one that told me you have to be cold and heartless in a ranked game, you just didn't realize I was already in that state of mind. You came hopping after me, thinking I was the one trying to keep up.
The reason I tried to make the game last that long is cause I didn't want to ruin your selfesteem. I already knew I'd win, and that you'd lose, but I did not want to be the one that pulled the trigger to that pain. My kindness is so big, you can't see the ends of it anymore, which makes you wonder why you can't pinpoint my kindness, which causes you to have a wrong idea about it. You cannot notice that which is immanently surrounding you all the time, you've grown accustomed to the goodness of my heart. I now see it was a mistake to pour out that niceness of me without any regards for the narrowmindedness of the people who receive it.

oh since i'm not there I'll just correct myself here:
Alfa instead of alpha (I keep typing alpha out of habit :P)

Also, you can use then when you formulate a sentence like a dEcision (or an acknowledgement of something that will happen).
It's raining!!! ThEn I will take my umbrella. What happens if we lynch wrong? Well, then we lose.

WhEn? ThEn (-> TimE) CompAre -> ThAn Then I will make coffee now. Time, not a comparison. I noticed that I'm smarter than you. Comparison, nothing to do with time. Then what if you have a sentence that is more difficult than the ones you wrote down? Well, then it's still the same.

I think I'm just going to suicide and meet you in another game. You down for that? :D

it's the middle of the night already!

Yea, that's why I don't play ranked that often, they last longer and take a lot of effort when you're playing, a lot of frustration when you're on the GY (you can't point out the obvious) ^_^
Wanna go sandbox now?

Thanks for being my marionette, I'm most grateful =)

Won't I be too lazy to play ranked?

Playing epic mafia is NOT a good excuse. It is also not living life on the edge. Unless you're gallis.

Shall I murder you in another game? Will that satisfy you? You like murder, so I guess it will

You're not supposed to nap at 1-2 pm!
Don't you know that?
And yes, cruel. You ask people to murder me, you don't notice I'm not in your friends list and then you blame me for thinking you're cruel. That's what I call "cruel". Painfully cruel. Cru-el. Cruel.
You also won't accept my friendship now.

:O
How cruel!

I broke off our friendship cause you decided to kill me when I was already DEAD :D
killing dead friends isn't... nice
And you already forgot!

Anything on my MP3 player ^_^.
When I finally got outside the terrible weather had stopped though.

Ok. I'll accept you as the brains of the operation, since I'm clearly too lazy to do the thinking. You do the boring stuff, I'll find the women and put them in boats! (If some unwanted person is reading this: We're planning to give a cruise to some random pretty women, cause we're good people.)
We need to discuss this in whisper from now on, I feel like just anyone could read this...

Yes, I'm a wonderful person, aren't I :)

Well remind me to read your book later on, cause there's a huge storm outside right now, which means I'm gonna grab my music and walk in it :D