COOKIES!

stop ruining my life

stop ruining bawl's wall smh

when he was so rough last night that he pulled off ALL your hair :-(((

me: im gonna study hard and get a great successful job!
me 2 years later:

mr. mayor: u wanna smash?
me:

swing it like its my .

but my d.ick is harder

being gentle...is my kink

Gentlewoman then?

So
Tight
Deddy

i have
Super
T-rex sized
Dicks

looking at ur face gave me an STD

am i naked coz ure gay or ure gay thats why im naked

i dont fkin want the air that you breathe coz if i breathe in around u, im afraid i might get STDs

hi i drew us touching a whale shark #skillz

http://sketchtoy.com/67822484

p.s: um i dont know what a whale shark's face look like so i just sorta put an awkward smiley face on it?
p.p.s: im sorry if our oxygen tank looks like its sprouting out dirrahoea. idk how to draw oxygen !

ur husbando is bullying me. pls send help

I saved us, we did it!

this couldve been us but u divorce me for a bed wetter

tag urself im the one with the cancer

YOU CANT STOP ME COZ IM STILL MAD AND PETTY !!!1!11!!! DANK MEME OGRELOAD