Dawdle

 
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For Dawdle Lifetime Achievement Award Review Board's consideration:

With valuable help from theNuNu, Detective Dawdle closes another case. https://epicmafia.com/game/6724327/review

Surrounded by villagers, Dawdle resorts to CQC to resolve the situation. https://epicmafia.com/game/6735859/review

"I find it funny that the rich try and take advantage of the system to save money, but every person that uses government funded programs for their needs are abusing the system and wanting handouts. It's called hating the poor and it isn't a new thing. The rich get the middle class to blame the poor for all their struggles. They tell them they need to pander to the rich who are gracious enough to pay them wages for their slave job, and they need massive tax cuts or they'll have to stop being so generious. It's a con, plain and simple, and Republicans have mastered its execution after 30 to 40 years of practise." - Dawdle

This but unironically.

over 5 years
Yay dawdle u got unbanned cmon u no avi!

(Dont tell anyone but... its ke moldy cx)
deletedabout 6 years
R.I.P. Dawdle 2018-2018
I tried to warn you 3:
deletedabout 6 years
Dawdle you dumb*** you about to get bannes stop plz be careful 3:
about 6 years
+k for awesome