Dearest Victoria, I was really hoping you'd know that Michvel is an ignorant, homophobic stupid bean. But apparently it's necessary for me to mention this fact. You've always been and always will be my one and only. I hope you were still able to enjoy your meatball sub even though Michvel tried to ruin our marriage by making you feel like being married to an 11 1/2 y/o girl as a woman was wrong. You are a blessing.