Hello there sir, madam, or whatever your desired pronoun may be. At this present moment in time, I would appreciate it to the highest degree if you used your incisors, canines, premolars and molars to apply pressure on the garments that I am currently wearing on the upper-portion of my legs. After this, please continue to use the plethora of muscles without your throat and mouth to ingest said clothing, whilst doing so in a hasty fashion.