dzke

im gay
in love with 
part of  family
 
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lucid made me pee my pants

on a quest to get the most stupid reports;; i have forty-five(45) stupid reports to my name

https://epicmafia.com/report/246058

https://epicmafia.com/report/245510

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/244809

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/244516

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/244318

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/242567

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/233905

https://epicmafia.com/report/246112

https://epicmafia.com/report/246122

https://epicmafia.com/report/246127

https://epicmafia.com/report/246171

https://epicmafia.com/report/246240

https://epicmafia.com/report/246263

https://epicmafia.com/report/246286

https://epicmafia.com/report/246288

https://epicmafia.com/report/246290

https://epicmafia.com/report/246292

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/246300

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/246301

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/246485

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/246598

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/246654

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/246395

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247089

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247153

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247154

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247155

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247156

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247157

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247455

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247499

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247502

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/247603

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/248023

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/250410

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/251043

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/251044

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/251045

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/251046

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/251048

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/251049

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/251050

https://www.epicmafia.com/report/252448 THIS IS THE BEST ONE

https://epicmafia.com/report/253805

https://epicmafia.com/report/255707

https://epicmafia.com/report/256413

https://epicmafia.com/report/264131

https://epicmafia.com/report/268543

Stickers

Questions

anonymousalmost 7 years
I'm not gay but i'd stick a toothpick into my toenail and kick a wall just for a chance to eat your leftover popcorn.
you're not gay but leftover popcorn is leftover popcorn ;)
almost 7 years
wut iz da best wai two eet a gay?
personally I like sau-gayed
anonymousabout 7 years
why gay?
fry gay?

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2 / 20Do No Harm
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emjoy ur karma
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+k to you!
almost 7 years
How dare you make LOCKED games!
almost 7 years
may the lesbian jesus hayley kiyoko bless you for all time
almost 7 years


Quit voodooing me with my emotes
almost 7 years
Were we not friends this entire time? WTF
almost 7 years
How dare you make LOCKED games!
almost 7 years
:thonk:
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why is this person so weird idk how to add pixxx lol https://gyazo.com/36af38525df6a2b81619fe7a13dba0cb
almost 7 years
You cannot karma someone who hasn't played at least 10 games yet!
almost 7 years
You cannot karma someone who hasn't played at least 10 games yet!
almost 7 years
hey i dont mean to be rude but i dont think homosexuals hsould be allowed in my christian minecraft server im gonna have to ask ur acc BigButchBitch995 to leave pleas
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deletedalmost 7 years
gay legend
almost 7 years
chkaTHUNK

i'm gay
almost 7 years
I'm gay
about 7 years
It's the Koreans who are murdering dolphins
about 7 years
Hey, Dolphin Dave here. Im a Dolphin! I love eating fish in the ocean , napping with my belly up towards the sun, and watching my family members get systematically murdered by machete wielding Japanese people.
I've got a Dolphin wife and two little Dolphin babies and we spend all day hanging out, playing in the waves, and receiving lethal doses of radiation because Japanese people keep dumping nuclear waste on top of us.
We don't let tragedy get us down though, because if you could describe life as a Dolphin in one word it would be FREEDOM! Unless of course you're like my cousin Dolphin Jim who got snagged in a fishing net and then beaten to death so his bones can be turned into pills that makes the guy who invented the Playstation's hard.
But hey it could be worse at least we're not getting shot by cops for being black Dolphin Dave over and out
about 7 years
my little sister <3
about 7 years
sorry for hostkilling you