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slorp

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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

Stickers

Friends (394)

Questions

anonymousalmost 7 years

where ya at slorpie? Square up?

im cubed up where u at

anonymousalmost 7 years

PFFT! WHAT A JOKE! HAHAHAHA

bro why are you still commenting on my shit pissssssssssssss off ye cocksplat

anonymousalmost 7 years

How do I do the anonymous hating?????????????? -Astrokie

um ur doing pretty good sweaty xxx

steve

almost 7 years

You and mitra are fking great

how cute thanku stove

anonymousalmost 7 years

You and mitra are fking retarded

the thing is tho ur the pussio talking shit on anon so step the fuck up bitch and square up dumb thOT IF YOU AINT A GOTDAMN PUSSY

Achievements

18 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

10 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

8 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

7 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

4 / 15

Sheriff

New Sheriff in Town

mac

over 5 years

wow u have such a way with words i am seduced but only by brain my sapiosexual radar is going OFF for u baybe hold me in ur thin arms and ur strong brain musckles

Raccoon

over 5 years

Thank you, I will never again disrespect a lobster <3

Raccoon

over 5 years

May your future is blessed with prosperous lobsters

Succinct

over 5 years

i kno i said it in-game yday but i hope u had a wonderful bday ur so powerful

mitra

over 5 years

happy birthday! i love you more than you will ever know. have a great day today and always. you are an amazing person and i'm glad to call you my wife <3

GodStephCurry

over 5 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

BennyWinter

over 5 years

doggo is already taken by urs truly find ur own doggo!

amour

over 5 years

roses are red,
violets are blue,
slorp is cool,
and i am new

emsychum

over 5 years

+k for the loml

doggo

over 5 years

im getting a strong sense of bde from u

HolmieG

over 5 years

im getting a strong sense of homophobia and misogyny from u

mitra

over 5 years

doggo

over 5 years

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It's COOL to be a nice person!
Post this on the wall of a great friend and tell them how COOL they are

mitra

over 5 years

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qILXIBKuoP

mitra

over 5 years

hey just curious what are ur 5 favorite animals

artim

over 5 years

artim baby

yeah aight, i'm every incel's fantasy (artim, baby)

slorp always told me was gon' break hearts

i guess it's her fault, (beep), don't be mad at me

mac

over 5 years

I LOVE U

HELL YEAH

mitra

over 5 years

This user right here is my ride or die; my wife for life - if any of you epicmafians even DARE to cross her I will be at your doorstep ready to shank you. That is all, goodbye epicmafia!

DreamsX

over 5 years

le' mon (suier)

mitwah

zimbabwaaaayayyyyy

love
-dreams

mac

over 5 years

I KEEP COMING BACK TO UR MESSAGE AND STARING IN SHOCK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. TAKE CARE OF UR THROAT PLS