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lads on tour
married to 
mitra
part of 
lad gang
 family
 
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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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Friends (394)

KingLeoPatra
cocokitty33
PeanutMarmaduke
TheGreatPaprika
ShinKuroi
sunilmohan410
malones
meg
jacobkrin
HolmieG
 

Questions

cabby
over 5 years
<3 <3 <3
best cab in the whole wide world
mitra
over 5 years
DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??
everytime that im not around u :^(
mysteriouscrystals
over 5 years
You are a goddess my love ❤
i love u so much u absolute angel
Phlorax
over 5 years
what is the difference between fucking die and mcfucking die... does ronald mcdonald just pop out and stab you
u mcfreakin got it pal!!!!
magyk28
almost 6 years
why are you so cute and lil
i luv u cute lil piggy ur so good n fresh

Achievements

18 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
10 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
8 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman
7 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
4 / 15
Sheriff
New Sheriff in Town
xela
almost 6 years
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00C77LNR8/
mitra
almost 6 years
recommend me more music PLEAS
mitra
almost 6 years
Slorp did NOTHING WHY IS SHE GETTING SO MUCH PRAISE I don't care if she didn't talk to me Whatever, I didn't talk to most people. The fact that she's actually going to win 5-4 over Cheryl is so infuriating.
mitra
almost 6 years
i just want it to be u and now forgever i know u wanna leave so baby be with me so happily, so happily. 1, 2, 3, 4. oh oh oh oh oH oh oh oh oh we're on fire now, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh we're on fire (we're on fiiiiIiiIIiRE) oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh WE'RE ON FIRE NOOOOOOOOOOW
meowmeulin
almost 6 years
DreamsX
almost 6 years
r u actually murrayd
mitra
almost 6 years
GURRRRL U THICCER THAN A BOWL O F OATMEAL
mitra
almost 6 years
mo ghaol bith-buan 4 u <3
mitra
almost 6 years
Give you this, give you that, blow a kiss, take it back. If I looked inside your brain I would find lots of things. Clothes, grandmas, skincare. Stuff that's driving me insane. You could be preoccupied, different date every night. You just got to say the word that you're not into them at all, you just want their grandmas. I should know because I've heard when girls say.........
mitra
almost 6 years
KUDO QUEEN
mitra
almost 6 years
i wanna apologize firsthand. you misunderstood me, never my intention to diss you for your grandma fetish, things got out of hand, and i for 1 does not like backing down. i’m sorry! i’m not asking for frogiveness or anything of that sort even though i lowkey am. just closure ????
mitra
almost 6 years
grannies beware this user wlil snatch u up
mitra
almost 6 years
so peng so iconic such a good wife i luv u
meowmeulin
almost 6 years
la di da di da
slorp on me knorp
cocokitty33
almost 6 years
MY FAV. I STAN!!!!!
mac
almost 6 years
i love u queen stay perfect
artim
about 6 years
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf
cocokitty33
about 6 years
U R LIT. er. al. ly. A QUEEN. a living legend for sure!!!!!!!!!!
mitra
about 6 years
luv u queen u are and will always be one of my best pals
HolmieG
about 6 years
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You on every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired