Epicmafia

21,933

1104

333wins291losses18left

DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

Stickers

Friends (394)

Questions

anonymousalmost 7 years

where ya at slorpie? Square up?

im cubed up where u at

anonymousalmost 7 years

PFFT! WHAT A JOKE! HAHAHAHA

bro why are you still commenting on my shit pissssssssssssss off ye cocksplat

anonymousalmost 7 years

How do I do the anonymous hating?????????????? -Astrokie

um ur doing pretty good sweaty xxx

steve

almost 7 years

You and mitra are fking great

how cute thanku stove

anonymousalmost 7 years

You and mitra are fking retarded

the thing is tho ur the pussio talking shit on anon so step the fuck up bitch and square up dumb thOT IF YOU AINT A GOTDAMN PUSSY

Achievements

18 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

10 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

8 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

7 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

4 / 15

Sheriff

New Sheriff in Town

deletedabout 6 years

mitra

about 6 years

we love a drama free week! skincare & retaining ur sanity > drama

mitra

about 6 years

hello luaidh mo chèile i hope ur prospering and fighting the bad men

daprinceomar

about 6 years

Slorp join my epic mafia Faction in this game :)

https://www.torn.com/2125322

samantha

about 6 years

You are a beautiful person. I gave you a karma

kat

about 6 years

the clout, hand it over.

YellowPear

about 6 years

+k

youre cool etc etc long live karma begging pls give me karma in return

mitra

about 6 years

whens our band going to make our first song

benny

about 6 years

suirace legend

cocokitty33

about 6 years

ALL HAIL SLORP

mitra

about 6 years

we love a flawless queen

deletedabout 6 years

God bless

deletedabout 6 years

obligatory sticker for being slorp aka an absolute queen

SHERK

about 6 years

SLORP IS A TSUNDERE

TrueHelios

about 6 years

In Slorp We Trust

LesbianPirate

about 6 years

i would follow you and your army into any war

deletedabout 6 years

hey did u know men are trash

meowmeulin

about 6 years

i miss the sound ud make when ud whisper sweet nothings into my ear... "slorp"

cowboy

about 6 years

love u slorp god

deletedabout 6 years

u are ...... my fire..... the one ... desire