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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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smallandscottish

Questions

deletedover 6 years

slorp

hi baby u look beautiful : )

anonymousover 6 years

ur dad lesibian

u didnt need to frikin own me like that,,,,unexpectedly,,,,,out of the blue,,,,,,, ur mum gay is not even a sufficient answer >scree

deletedover 6 years

slorp my knorp

lIKE KORN ON THE KORB LAY IN WIT ME AND DO UR JOB

over 6 years

leave ur silly doggy family so u can join ur real epicmafia dot com family aka cybercuck crew

invite me then thot

over 6 years

how do i summon my ancestors and use their powers to murder the dumb bitch answering this question and will never get my beautiful pepsi ever??? just curious & asking 4 a friend

u have to use the secret family pepsi recipe to do the murderings friendo,,,,,,

Achievements

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Super Sleuth!

10 / 25

Explosion!

8 / 20

He's Batman

7 / 20

I'm Miller, I Swear!

4 / 15

New Sheriff in Town

about 6 years

also hi skinny sweet legend slorp

about 6 years

helloooo.......my name is nINooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

about 6 years

u are just a dog

about 6 years

queen of selfcare! give tips x

about 6 years

hi luaidh mo chèile.....u look beautiful today im so proud to love and support u....what an icon im so proud 2 call u me! *MWAH* tha mo ghion ort < 3

about 6 years

but r u happy u met da........ (probelmatic ones)

i cannae spell

mysteriouscrystals

about 6 years

LEADER of all SLORPS! <3

about 6 years

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

about 6 years

hello i luv u MORE

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avoidatallcost

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scotland forever

about 6 years

alba gu bràth

over 6 years

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u are my lord and savior

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hello proncess

over 6 years

hi queen i luv u

over 6 years

love u glad ur my bud

over 6 years

does ur bio mean im not cool anymore oops

over 6 years

slorp the slurpie

over 6 years

it is an honor and a privilege