Epicmafia

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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

Stickers

Friends (394)

Questions

anonymousalmost 7 years

where ya at slorpie? Square up?

im cubed up where u at

anonymousalmost 7 years

PFFT! WHAT A JOKE! HAHAHAHA

bro why are you still commenting on my shit pissssssssssssss off ye cocksplat

anonymousalmost 7 years

How do I do the anonymous hating?????????????? -Astrokie

um ur doing pretty good sweaty xxx

steve

almost 7 years

You and mitra are fking great

how cute thanku stove

anonymousalmost 7 years

You and mitra are fking retarded

the thing is tho ur the pussio talking shit on anon so step the fuck up bitch and square up dumb thOT IF YOU AINT A GOTDAMN PUSSY

Achievements

18 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

10 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

8 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

7 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

4 / 15

Sheriff

New Sheriff in Town

deletedover 6 years

marry me, baby

mitra

over 6 years

i lorv slorp

mitra

over 6 years

#slorpisthebestregardless

Cinnamon

over 6 years

tag urself i'm the chocolate egg in slorp's usb port

GodDeRozan

over 6 years

#lovenewslorpbestslorp

TrueHelios

over 6 years

slorp slorp a communist? #NOTMYSLORP

somethingwhatever

over 6 years

love the new look x

mitra

over 6 years

hi i would just like to let u know that i lorv u and being ur wife is the best thing ever

mitra

over 6 years

baybee do u like my new avi

mitra

over 6 years

u are so adorable omg

luaidh mo chèile ♡

mitra

over 6 years

friendly reminder that i lorv u

mitra

over 6 years

i lorv u lots

SHERK

over 6 years

woof woof cute doggo haha yes u are yes u are woof

anniemaytion

over 6 years

slorp bby luv me

ogwam

over 6 years

oh +k didnt kno i didnt do it before rip

SHERK

over 6 years

imagine being slorp in 2018

jacobkrin

over 6 years

slorp for president 2020

Mani94

over 6 years

i'm sick of your broken promises!!!!

stdbrain

over 6 years

dog fuker tbh

Songout

over 6 years

Apparently I haven't +k you on this account. Enjoy.