Man, what happened to you? We used to chill late night, smoke joints and drink beers together, talk about bitches and watch a football game. Now you're all into this "autistic" shit. Whats up with that?
Dear havenly blesed beuty, I have been staring at your avi speechless and in aww for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your prefect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost anglical in a sence I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beutyful woman to grace us with her presense on our planet, and I am of course talking about u.
I know this might mean absolutly nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of massages/posts on Epic Mafia dot com and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dickshonary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beutyful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt...