>his name is colonelsanders
>he role plays a colonel on the internet
>he has been on epicmafia for over 5 years
>he will NEVER get a life
>he has 69 losses
>69

You do realize that I'll never care what you think of me? And further, you do realize that what you're saying is blatantly untrue? I'm beginning to think you're a bit jealous of me.

Nice fake wu tang clan, wannabe Nucky.

If that glitch was still in effect you would have negative infinity votes, please don't buff colonelsanders <3

https://epicmafia.com/user/251461#/ i think u got the wrong person

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youre not even wu tang

BECAUSE RACIST MURDER AND RIOTS ARE TOTALLY WORTH CELEBRATING

/me Boner Sandwich

>Boner Sandwich

Boner Sandwich

Hi   

hi colonel

hi colonel

hi i'm colonel sanders

You do realize that I'll never care what you think of me? And further, you do realize that what you're saying is blatantly untrue? I'm beginning to think you're a bit jealous of me.

Nice bio, keep up the good work!

You made me leader? I'm not sure I can handle such responsibility!

alright! i'll get right on that!