Epicmafia

LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh

married to

stinky

part of

The Kardashians

family

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ill kill your dad

jaesti, cowboy

cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

BennyWinter, stinky

dawson

Stickers

Friends (209)

about 6 years

Lebanese Pirate

you come and go like the wind. the breeze is comforting

VictoriaKookie

about 6 years

what's your favorite memory?

the night i realized i found my soulmate

VictoriaKookie

about 6 years

I'm going to have that V.JJ song stuck in my head until the end of TIME but it's ok bc Ily <3

i love you too and i don't blame you it's very catchy

anonymousabout 6 years

Cause my best friend finna, she finna Ooh, go best friend That's my best friend, that's my best friend, (yas) (That's my best friend, that's my best friend) You better fuck it up, best friend won't you?

hol' up My bestie finna twerk (ayee) My bestie finna twerk (ayee) My bestie finna twerk (ayee)

anonymousabout 6 years

Are you YellowPear?

i hate the color yellow but i do enjoy pears

Achievements

1 / 20

Bulletproof

Clint Eastwood

1 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

1 / 15

Sheriff

New Sheriff in Town

1 / 25

Lawyer

Objection!

1 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

Created Setups

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lesbians and pirates

leb

over 5 years

Did you just address me in a third person?

leb

over 5 years

Ok anyways

syd

over 5 years

when i poop an hour from my now, i will name it Sam

i promise to take pictures

Saltbearer

over 5 years

You are a clam locked in a minimum security prison. Your goal is to turn the prison into a maximum security prison by becoming its first security guard and proceeding to do a remarkable job. But you are a clam. This goal is much too lofty for you. Your new goal is to create your own tiny prisons and trap any little guys who try to pick on ya in 'em. You will succeed.