h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ^ )uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3
I worked on a ranch one summer taking care of dairy cows :cow2: and I'll tell ya something about baby cows: they give the best blowjobs ur ever gonna get. See, a mother cow's udders are about the same size as a , so its just instict for a calf to latch on and start sucking, AND BOY DO THEY SUCK, like bois, they REALLY want the jizz :weary: I had a favorite, her name was 852 and she absolutely adored me :heart: and would get soooo excited when i came around for my routine morning "milking" :sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: (oh gawd, im getting a massive boner just typing this) She was such a good girl.
Omg hai ^^ Im Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime :heart: and my fav is naurto!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^^ When I walked onto Tokyo street =^^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ --;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT