Epicmafia

LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh

married to

stinky

part of

The Kardashians

family

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ill kill your dad

jaesti, cowboy

cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

BennyWinter, stinky

dawson

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Friends (209)

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anonymousover 6 years

I will never forget the days on the farm with the people that changed my life and showed me how to suck a smelly golf balls through chrome pipes . Gunnar, Bjørn, Дpyг, my heart goes out to you. Hope you guys get out of prison soon.

gunnar, bjørn, and Дpyг were all good men and were wrongfully imprisoned

anonymousover 6 years

You have my respect, Lesbian. When I'm done, half of the gays will still be alive. I hope they remember you.

thank you for your generosity

anonymousover 6 years

can u congratulate me on winning gold ty https://epicmafia.com/user/705637

congratulations

stinky

over 6 years

tyga is mine

you can have him. his music sucks and i just wanted his seed

anonymousover 6 years

HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD FARTS. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD FARTS AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD FARTERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.

thank you for this blessing

Achievements

1 / 20

Bulletproof

Clint Eastwood

1 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

1 / 15

Sheriff

New Sheriff in Town

1 / 25

Lawyer

Objection!

1 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

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Setup 1514670

lesbians and pirates

Alyssa

almost 6 years

Gay..!

ICouldBeYourDad

almost 6 years

nvm im a liar

ICouldBeYourDad

almost 6 years

I would draw u but my imagination couldn't capture your beauty

BennyWinter

almost 6 years

hi lesbian priate here is ur drawing i made ur u had a fat rip chambered up i hope my ellen joke isn't offensive i will change it if u want me to :)

peach

almost 6 years

i miss and lub u chili queen

stinky

almost 6 years

you are a b itch

zambi

almost 6 years

have you noticed how egg farts are always the stinkiest? like legit the only time I've ever smelled a worse fart was when I drank a bunch of those little starbucks espresso shot cans right before work, not realizing that I was lactose intolerant. No joke after I let one of those silent, deadly lose, some coworker says 'daaaaaaamn, someone needs to drink some water.' She was right, yaknow, but damn, that stung. Ever since then, I've only had my coffee black. I hope you enjoyed my story; even though it had no pirates or lesbians, I'd like to think it was rather stinky.

deletedalmost 6 years

i love u no homo

clickflick22

almost 6 years

u shouldnt have screwed with an incel, now all my virgin buddies know exactly what u are. u damned turkey in disguise.

mssbooklover

almost 6 years

thank you so much for everything

mysteriouscrystals

almost 6 years

ty<3 i appreciate you so much

mssbooklover

almost 6 years

hi ily and I miss you

zambi

almost 6 years

banning volley is the reason we can't allow the gays to marry

Scrooge

almost 6 years

im in love wiyh you

GoddessShan

almost 6 years

I can not. I can not on my DAUGHTERS birthday believe that you would sit there and use some crap like that. You are a bull face. I- I c- Disgusting! Disgusting! I havent talked to you in 3 days. You didn't campaign to me. You. You. I can not! Disgusting! Disgusting! I cant believe on my daughters birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this. You're- you are disgusting! Do you understand? That's fine because the public saw who I voted out. And it was you. And we'll get you out again. So that's cute. That's real cute. That's cute. That's cute. REAL CUTE