A couch cannot lie. It is only a couch.
If you would like to know if the couch is sided with the village or the mafia, simply ask for a "couch report."
To doubt the word of the couch is called a "couch trap", and usually results in a failure for the town.
Please, just sit back and relax.
Couch, your advice to Futon has become the basis of my philosophy - but consider me your pupil still. I have much to learn.