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PJM & Apple Opinions

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We will give 100% honest opinions or answer any questions you want us to.

(Stolen from Caro and Jack..yw)

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Beards are bad.

Always.

Also mustaches.

*glares at Mika and Matt*
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caroline says

facial hair is icky !!


also necessary with this weather (-5 degrees all day every day for the past two months)
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facial hair is icky !!
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Rutab says


Satan says

matt let me take you under my beard wing


???




no.........rutab. just no
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Satan says

matt let me take you under my beard wing


???

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gross also unsanitary?
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matt let me take you under my beard wing
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appleofmyeye says

Im transforming matthew into a gross individual that says.....bathroom.

The word bathroom is more gross than his ugly beard.


wait matt has a beard
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CaeruleumDea says

s'il vous plait

(opinions please)


Matt - You know, I don't really know you but I know that you did something that made me think that you were a really good person. Like, my subconscious reaction to seeing you post is "yeah! CaerluemDea! She's awesome!". However, I don't know why I think that you're awesome because I haven't had an actual conversation with you. Still, you must be doing something right!

Nicole - Sky, you're so sweet and I love you. You're so classy and sassy and cute and I want to be you. Also, you are the queen of gif avis.
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appleofmyeye says

Do you take naps in bathrooms?

NO

Do you bathe in bathrooms?

YES


Only important post here
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Im transforming matthew into a gross individual that says.....bathroom.

The word bathroom is more gross than his ugly beard.
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yeh restroom is less crude
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jackattack123 says

Theivery. I hate both of you. Also an opinion


Nicole - Crackattack. Your family guy impressions are legitimately right on. I remember a while ago you were somewhat newer to the website and you sent me one of your comedy videos and I laughed so damn hard at my computer I looked like an idiot. I remember you being really passionate about it and you were just super freaking nice. I think like..I don't know. You just either changed or we grew apart and I felt like we were building a friendship which I guess we still kinda have but I definitely think we'd get along really well. Just let people in. Caroline isn't the only person who wants to be your friend. (Although we all know you and caro are going to get married and have six kids)

Matt -You seem to be a really friendly guy. Honestly, I think that you strive for social acceptance a bit more than you would like to admit to yourself. But even so, you are definitely gifted in comedy from what I've noticed, and you also appear to be pretty kind. Don't let what people say effect how you feel about yourself, and try to be more open. Also, marry Caroline already
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No it's not a homeschool thing, like, it was always a personal thing...I always thought bathroom sounded way more gross than a restroom.
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justrec says

chipotle or nah


Nicole - I've never had chipotle. I don't think there is one in Long Island.

Matt - I've had it once in my life on a vacation. It really wasn't anything special. There's a local burrito store here that does it better
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projectmatt says


Satan says

i want an opinion (it's been like 5 minutes and I am STILL WAITING. carottack123 was so much faster)


Nicole - Never mind. Matt is a people pleaser.

Satan. I like you. I don't know you well, but I like you. I don't know why. You just have a perfect mix of humor and (somewhat) seriousness and the way you word things is awesome. I don't even know, man. I even karma'd you like a year ago. And I didn't even karma Matt. (Sorry babe)

Matt - I think that you get hated upon quite a lot for reasons that aren't deserved. You're a very, very intelligent person and you clearly have a very sincere and kind heart. You're the type of person I could imagine sitting back and having a few beers with as we contemplate the meaning of life.


Amazing. Thank you both. GOD bless.

Matt, when you are 21, we will drink some brewskis and contemplate life, religion, and everything in between.
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If I were a homeless dude I'd probably nap on the crapper
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nicole u dont talk to me anymore since familia died ;_;
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appleofmyeye says

Do you take naps in bathrooms?

NO

Do you bathe in bathrooms?

YES


you don't know my life
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appleofmyeye says

MATT DONT YOU DARE DRINK BEER YOURE UNDERAGE


I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!!!!

Also Carly I think it's a homeschool thing tbh
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Do you take naps in bathrooms?

NO

Do you bathe in bathrooms?

YES
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omg Matt always says restroom instead of bathroom? I thought I was the only dork who did that.
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MATT DONT YOU DARE DRINK BEER YOURE UNDERAGE
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caroline says

also i want an opinion and be nice


Matt - You obviously care about your friends a lot, but sometimes I think your sarcastic nature makes that fact hard to see. I think that you use that partially as a way to guard yourself, but you have shown to me that you sincerely care about people. I think that you have a propensity for drama, but you are a kind person and I think that you are also quite nice, although you might bury that beneath levels of snark.

Nicole - Caroline. Babe. I love you so freaking much. You hate me but it's okay. Because I love you. You're so sarcastic about everything and sometimes you're kind of mean which isn't a good combination since I'm the most sensitive person on the planet but you're really sweet sometimes and I think it's safe to say that you're an amazing amazing amazing person and I think you just put up a front. Honestly, I really want to be closer to you but I can't really find a way to develop a better relationship with you because you don't open up that easily at all. But I really think we'd be a lot closer if we talked more,but yeah. You're like a sister to me. I love u.
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caroline says

melody is a people pleaser


It's actually selfpleasing it's just indirect!!!