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Vatican Vacation

Satan
over 9 years

This is a choose your own adventure game. I will allow 4-5 people to participate at any given time until I run out of ideas for this specific topic.

Several months ago, you journeyed to Europe in search of adventure. The plan was to backpack across the continent, drinking your way through country to country with no agenda but to live life to its fullest, Carpe Diem so they say..

Disappointingly, you've hardly done anything you planned to do, including eating, sleeping, and breathing all of the different amazing cultures.

The only thing you HAVE done is visit a bunch of old crumbled buildings, usually among other tourists. And today—the last day of your trip—is no different.

You’re at the Vatican, looking at the architecture with a tour group.

Your grand European adventure is on the verge of ending, and if you don’t do something soon, your trip will have been for naught.

A) Stray from the tour group and explore by yourself

B) Do calisthenics

C) Do groin stretches

D) Use the Vatican's toilet

Satan
over 9 years

Arcbell says

B


"uhhhhh sure" you said.

"Alright, so all you have to do is make sure he doesn't get into any mischief so do NOT let him leave this room."

A) Start watching the Pope

B) Leave the Pope
justrec
over 9 years

Satan says


justrec says

A, since nobody seems to be following the 4 hour rule


Yeah that's my fault. But I'm just making up for not being on the next few days.

You chose to proceed quietly/cautiously.

You find yourself in yet another dimly lit corridor with a brightly lit doorway at the end. Do you

A) Run towards it

B) Tiptoe

C) Turn back and rejoin your group




b
Satan
over 9 years

Sims says

B


You say hi and hope he is a friendly knight.

"Halt! Who goes there?" yelled the knight who is now obviously not a knight but a member of the kingsguard.

A) Stammer nervously

B) Pee your pants, but luckily you are wearing a diaper so it doesn't show!

C) Run away and cry
deletedover 9 years

Satan says

Also, If you guys can quote the choice you choose that would make it easier on me!

@Rutab

You stammer nervously and break down in tears.

The guard quickly responds before you could stop stammering, "You're not a murderer or anything, right?"

A) Insist that you are not a murderer, or any kind of criminal

B) Tell him about that one doobie you smoked before accounting class

C) Tell him that, yes, you are a murderer


B
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says

are you going to give me that type of warning or just kill me off without any warning like last game


I don't remember what happened last time, but I think I was running out of ideas which is why I killed you off.
Satan
over 9 years
Also, If you guys can quote the choice you choose that would make it easier on me!

@Rutab

You stammer nervously and break down in tears.

The guard quickly responds before you could stop stammering, "You're not a murderer or anything, right?"

A) Insist that you are not a murderer, or any kind of criminal

B) Tell him about that one doobie you smoked before accounting class

C) Tell him that, yes, you are a murderer
Satan
over 9 years

justrec says

A, since nobody seems to be following the 4 hour rule


Yeah that's my fault. But I'm just making up for not being on the next few days.

You chose to proceed quietly/cautiously.

You find yourself in yet another dimly lit corridor with a brightly lit doorway at the end. Do you

A) Run towards it

B) Tiptoe

C) Turn back and rejoin your group
Sims
over 9 years
B
Arcbell
over 9 years
B
Satan
over 9 years

Arcbell says

B, naturally


You chose to tell the guard about your internet hacking days.

The guard responds:

"Huh, well I guess if you've never murdered anyone, I can still ask you a favor."

"Can you keep an eye on His Holiness for just a few minutes? I gotta hit the john."

A) Nah I'm good

B) Uh....sure?
justrec
over 9 years
are you going to give me that type of warning or just kill me off without any warning like last game
deletedover 9 years
I change my mind I pick A
Satan
over 9 years

rutab says

B


Are you sure you want to choose B? This will end your vacation and you will be sad because your vacation never really was THAT adventurous.
Satan
over 9 years

Sims says

B of course


You noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.

You hear footsteps, and....metal armor?

Do you

A) Run

B) Say hi and hope he is a friendly knight
justrec
over 9 years

Satan says


justrec says

@OP

A


You take off from the tour group and begin exploring/wandering blindly around the holy Sistine Chapel.

Against better judgment, you duck under a couple velvet ropes and tiptoe through some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.



A, since nobody seems to be following the 4 hour rule
Satan
over 9 years

Arcbell says

me and sims picked different openers, but now we've ended up in the same place.


Yes these are paths that all end to the same place and then will all branch out again don't worry!
Arcbell
over 9 years

Satan says


Arcbell says

A


You stammer nervously and break down in tears.

The guard quickly responds before you could stop stammering, "You're not a murderer or anything, right?"

A) Insist that you are not a murderer, or any kind of criminal

B) Tell him about that one time you hacked epicmafia and didn't really mind doing it

C) Tell him that, yes, you are a murderer


B, naturally
deletedover 9 years
B
Arcbell
over 9 years
me and sims picked different openers, but now we've ended up in the same place.
Satan
over 9 years

Arcbell says

A


You stammer nervously and break down in tears.

The guard quickly responds before you could stop stammering, "You're not a murderer or anything, right?"

A) Insist that you are not a murderer, or any kind of criminal

B) Tell him about that one time you hacked epicmafia and didn't really mind doing it

C) Tell him that, yes, you are a murderer
Sims
over 9 years
B of course
Arcbell
over 9 years
A
Satan
over 9 years

Sims says

D


You go to find the bathrooms, however you get lost and soon enough stumble across some extremely unauthorized areas before finding yourself at the mouth of a mysterious, dimly lit corridor.

A) Proceed with caution

B) Noisily run down the corridor with little regard for your life, kind of like what a rabies inflicted chimpanzee would do.
Satan
over 9 years

Arcbell says

A


A guard comes forward and yells

"Halt! Who goes there?"

What do you do?

A) Stammer nervously

B) Run away and go back to join your group
Sims
over 9 years
D