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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

almost 9 years
We might as well try to save him. Kill rednose and give him a different pill
almost 9 years
I'm working on a map of castle interior atm
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pretty sure edark is dead and no amount of resuscitation will bring him back, so it's best to just ravage his dead body for supplies

all spares in war, they say
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@Tucker go pick up edark's first aid stuff
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what.... Rip Edark? ._.
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Oh, damn, Edark was the doctor. Lol

Someone open up the first aid kit
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I was the doctor...I got a first aid kit on me lol
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WHAT THE HELL EDARK
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You can't do that to an 8yr old tho. Lol
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Hoefully the effects of the pill don't last long so it doesn't prevent the revive. Arcbell what's my eta to the entrance?

Also, wait, don't we have a doctor here?
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Someone get in there and open up his chest
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CLEAR.
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I'LL REVIVE HIM WITH MY TASER
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I mean south
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-head towards the right wooden door and open it
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MAN I HATE EDARK
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>swallowing something rednose gave
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RIP.
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Ryuko says

25 damage pill

will he revive when the kid pill wears off?


it was an instakill pill
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25 damage pill

will he revive when the kid pill wears off?
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WHYD U TRUST REDNOSE?????
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Sometimes, you just gotta go out with style
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YOU IDIOT
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R-I-P
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Edark says

-gladly take the pill and swallow it within seconds


You take the pill from his outstretched hand, and swallow it. A few seconds pass. Suddenly you can't breath, you can't move. You feel an unbearable pain in your chest.

In your last moments before passing out, you witness the face of the red nosed man, his mouth has twisted itself into a cruel grin as he laughs at you.

You fall unconscious...

Your heart has stopped...

You die.