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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Satan says

hey dude i think itg is behind me because ive been pulling this f*cking lever the whole time while itg let go and came back.

please stop trying to kill me off bc you gave me a godlike arm


I put you at the greatest distance from the lever because you're pulling with your long octo arm.
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Hey Arcbell what are the hanging lights in the castle made of?
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-tase the zombie and continue on my way
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hey aregvrt stop hitting the zombie
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Rip Areg.
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-use my hat to coordinate with satan how we will take care of the zombie
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hey dude i think itg is behind me because ive been pulling this f*cking lever the whole time while itg let go and came back.

please stop trying to kill me off bc you gave me a godlike arm
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As The and Sonrio move toward the castle entrance, they meet head on with the Zombie that attempted to grab The's foot on his way over.

Two of the new zombies are charging toward Areg from the western side of the bridge, while he pummels the prone zombie.

One new zombie is very close to Satan, and attacks. Jeffreid is also attacking this zombie.

One zombie continues to chase Pamda as she runs for the bridge.

Two zombies surround Connor as he attacks the one to the west of him with his whip.
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Updated map of the bridge
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we need 3 on the lever
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8? I count 13-4 (myself, Edark, you & Satan?)
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ok we'd need to be able to hold it up with eight
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hardeffingworker says

we might need everyone around to hold up the door to get the last of us inside


I wasn't aware we were doing that. I can't turn back now either way.
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calling out every1 now. if you try to bail on the group i will rip your page out of my book so if we face a more dangerous obstacle in the future you won't be saved
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we'd need to be able to hold it up with nine
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arcbell how heavy would you say the door is
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IAN HE SAVED ME BYE
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we might need everyone around to hold up the door to get the last of us inside
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I'm going ahead because I can't exactly throw my cube at them so I'm better off looking for some sort of contraption related to the gate.

And yeah, that too.
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tucker's too cool for us
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so is tucker gonna go ahead?

i thought every1 was fighting the zombies?
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Sonrio says

-hide under The's cloak


you played right into his trap
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-hide under The's cloak
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-as I run to the door take anyone I meet up with under my cloak to hide them from the zombies