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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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Hi everyone
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Grab some books for the poo slinging
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can sum1 help us 3 on the lever do i need to use my book??
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-attempt to whip the zombie approaching from the west in the torso/chest
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-run to castle
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i got over my hissy fit robert
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Arcbell says


The says

Anyone who is inside the castle should begin collecting books for Sonrio to sling with his poo slingshot.


hardeffingworker is the poo slingshot man


you're damn right i am
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Retti says

Also I could go out there again but I have no weapons and only a bulletproof vest/telescope

Hoping these are gonna be useful later on


bash some heads with your telescope
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Wait did I win the zombie? Lol I didn't expect that to work
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Also I could go out there again but I have no weapons and only a bulletproof vest/telescope

Hoping these are gonna be useful later on
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Hey arcbell am I going to that bookshelf or not
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Lmao rip areg
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Sorry, I'll delete the duplicate
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God dammit The.

I'm leaving the second one now.
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The says

Actually,

-continue running to the castle door


You continue running toward the castle door once the zombie is down.
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Actually,

-continue running to the castle door
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Oh, I thought it was canceled by the zombie's attack
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You strike the zombie with the taser, immobilizing it. The zombie falls to the ground.
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The says

-lunge kick the zombie like I'm kicking down a door to bring it to the ground and then crush its neck with my foot


You're already tasing the zombie are you sure you wanna queue this action?
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The says

Anyone who is inside the castle should begin collecting books for Sonrio to sling with his poo slingshot.


hardeffingworker is the poo slingshot man
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-lunge kick the zombie like I'm kicking down a door to bring the zombie to the ground and then crush its neck with my foot
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It rolls a 2. You take 2 damage, as the zombie's nails graze your flesh.
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The says

-tase the zombie and continue on my way


The zombie grimaces and wails at you with its arms.

You attempt to break through and strike it in the chest with your taser.

The zombie hits you with a swipe attack. It rolls a d8 to determine damage.
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Anyone who is inside the castle should begin collecting books for Sonrio to sling with his poo slingshot.
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The says

Hey Arcbell what are the hanging lights in the castle made of?


Metal framed lights with bright candles aflame inside