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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 10 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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SimplyPam says


Arcbell says


SimplyPam says


SimplyPam says

-uses magic wand to make everyone near me fall asleep







Who says your magic wand puts people to sleep?


doesnt my magic wand do whatever I want?????????


in

your

DREAMS
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Satan says

-flexes my octopus arm and walks towards the group of people asking if they need my octopus arm to help with anything


oh i forgot you're following the group of people (im drawing new map)
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Arcbell says


SimplyPam says


SimplyPam says

-uses magic wand to make everyone near me fall asleep







Who says your magic wand puts people to sleep?


doesnt my magic wand do whatever I want?????????
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Ryuko says

-beckon dennis to follow, move along the centre of the bridge and cross at walking speed, keep an eye on the side dennis was growling at


Dennis perks up and follows at your side as you walk.
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-beckon dennis to follow, move along the centre of the bridge and cross at walking speed, keep an eye on the side dennis was growling at
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yo, stop being a bum to itg. just play properly. please
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SimplyPam says


SimplyPam says

-uses magic wand to make everyone near me fall asleep







Who says your magic wand puts people to sleep?
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SimplyPam says

-uses magic wand to make everyone near me fall asleep



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Tucker says

Dank moat... dank memes... Arcbell's terrible sense of humor...


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pamda says

-Use my narwhal horn to gently push ITG without killing him then


You use your narwhal horn to "motivate" itg321 across the bridge.
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Edark and hardeffing regain feeling in their limbs and get to their feet.
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-Use my narwhal horn to gently push ITG without killing him then
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Connor's dog hasn't made any progress, but he is staring into the murky water growling...
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pamda says

-Use JeffReid's selfie stick to push ITG


You attempt to steal Jeff's selfie stick. He gives you a look though and you back off.
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Satan says

-flexes my octopus arm and walks towards the group of people asking if they need my octopus arm to help with anything


You flex your octopus arm. Feels good man.

Also you can talk to your team members without making it an action.
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-Use JeffReid's selfie stick to push ITG
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Meanwhile, Connor inspects his whip:

It's a black bullwhip, like in Indiana Jones. The handle has a little heart on it.
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Sonrio says

-help push ITG towards the bridge



pamda says

-help push ITG towards the bridge



The says

-help push itg toward the bridge



Tucker says

-Continually push ITG towards the bridge


Right so, itg321 is being pushed toward the bridge against his will. He's on the bridge, and it becomes easier to push him once he is because the bridge is slightly slippery.
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JeffReid says

-Extend my selfie stick to attempt to take a large group selfie


People are too busy pushing itg to gather for a selfie.
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-flexes my octopus arm and walks towards the group of people asking if they need my octopus arm to help with anything
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Arcbell says

Map updated. Taking a short break while

Satan, SimplyPam, Sonrio, JeffReid, pamda, Zhuorb, Retti

get here and do their first actions.

Keep in mind I won't wait forever for players, eventually I'll just make you idle if you do actions way less frequently than the average.


hey sorry i was at work all day, u know what normal ppl do. anyway let me get caught up
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-flail and moan with the half of my body that isn't paralyzed as bad to cheer them on
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Woah... this is some quality teamwork if I ever saw it. Good work fellows.
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-help push itg toward the bridge
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-help push ITG towards the bridge