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Epicmafia Adventure #2

almost 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

almost 9 years
Oh btw Ryuko you never threw the pill, Edark collapsing on the ground interrupted that action.
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could anybody lend me some sort of object so i can test out my magical poop-flinger
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All I wanted to do was to give your dog superpowers....for science....
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Edark says

**** , how long am I [ZAPPED]


You were briefly paralyzed, pain shoots through your body and you collapse. Your limbs are numb, but you can feel them quickly regaining feeling, as the zap was fairly brief. You're still on the ground though, and will probably stay there until at least everyone else has acted.
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**** , how long am I [ZAPPED]
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So who's going to carry Edark now?
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Edark says


The says

-Zap Edark briefly with my taser


-Stylishly dodge his attempt to zap me


You were caught off guard and have no saving roll for this.
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MAN where is the [DODGE] roll
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The says

-Zap Edark briefly with my taser


-Stylishly dodge his attempt to zap me
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The says

-Zap Edark briefly with my taser


While Edark is focused on Ryuko you casually reach out one arm from your cloak and zap Edark in the side, without flinching,

Edark collapses in a heap at the side of the bridge.

you then meet eyes with Ryuko, a calm expressionless look on your face.
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what u gonna do about it boy. you better go get it
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-Zap Edark briefly with my taser
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OH MAN NOW U ****** UP
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Ryuko says

-make sure dennis isnt looking then throw the red heart pill as far as i can towards the castle of lore


You begin to do this. I'll wait for others to catch up before I play you and Edark out any further.
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-make sure dennis isnt looking then throw the red heart pill as far as i can towards the castle of lore
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"- A large yellow oval shaped pill that smells terrible"
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what's the smelly one
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The says

-stand on the bridge next to Dennis


You move up beside Dennis on the bridge.
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Eat it or the dog gets the smelly one insted!

-stare STYLISHLY at Ryuko
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Ryuko says

-grab the pill out of edarks hand

how about instead you back off and play Cooperatively so i dont have to toss the pill


You take the pill and pocket it. Now Edark's face is like the child that knows he misbehaved.
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-stand on the bridge next to Dennis
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Edark says

Ryuko...either you take the pill or the dog gets it.

-hold outs pill and offers it to Ryuko


You hold out the pill, giving Ryuko *the look* .. you know the same look a parent gives a child which has just misbehaved.
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-grab the pill out of edarks hand

how about instead you back off and play Cooperatively so i dont have to toss the pill
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Ryuko...either you take the pill or the dog gets it.

-hold outs pill and offers it to Ryuko
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Ryuko says


Edark says

-Follow ryuoko untill I reach Dennis the Dog and feed him the red heart shaped pill.


-prevent this


You hold out your hand, gesturing to stop Edark in his path towards Dennis