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Epicmafia Adventure #2

about 9 years

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

about 9 years

itg321 says

lmao we need to work together

-inspect my tome and see what it does
-inspect my scrolls


You take a look at your "Player Power" tome.

You begin flipping through the pages. There is one page for each party member!

The instructions (yes this magic tome comes with clear instructions else itg would never figure it out) read that you should rip out the page belonging to a chosen party member, and that that member will gain a temporary boost to self esteem, physical strength, and speed. Obviously, you can only rip out each page once, so conserve this power.
about 9 years
-Retreat back to the group to avoid attention
about 9 years
rip blister, subbed out already
about 9 years

Blister says


Ryuko says

STOP FIGHTING LMAO


GET DOG TO TACKLE THE AND GET THAT DAMN LASER OFF HIM OR WE'RE ALL GONNA GET ZAPPED TO OBLIVION


Just stop misbehaving.
about 9 years
lmao get rekt son
about 9 years
-tries to stand up again

I assume Im standing on the bridge with the dog right?
about 9 years
-inspect whip
about 9 years

The says

-zap blister before he can steal the pills


Right so .. I'm just going to carry this out for the sake of convenience.

Blister is Zapped and is knocked unconscious. He falls to the ground in a heap, his last thoughts are about poop covering various members of the party...

The's tase seems to have jolted blister's brain, when he regains consciousness he no longer has the compulsive urge to troll. In-fact, his personality seems completely changed from what it once was.. improved even..
about 9 years
-write in my scrolls 'the taser is annoying. pls replace it with some nice freshly baked sourdough bread'
about 9 years
man dont make me pop my pills, I might turn into abc
about 9 years
no, the only zapped edark and u cuz of ur fightin words
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Ryuko says

STOP FIGHTING LMAO


GET DOG TO TACKLE THE AND GET THAT DAMN LASER OFF HIM OR WE'RE ALL GONNA GET ZAPPED TO OBLIVION
about 9 years
ITG save me my friend, we need to stick together
about 9 years
STOP FIGHTING LMAO
deletedabout 9 years
somebody get that taser off The that thing is OP
about 9 years
I'm zapping people to keep us in line
about 9 years

Blister says

YOU CAN'T USE TWO ZAPS YOU COULD JUST ZAP THE ENTIRE ROSTER


"A taser (contact, good for about 1 min of continuous tasing)"

He should have more ZAP left in it
about 9 years
actually nah this looks way more fun lmao

every1 actualyl tryharded on the 1st one this is funnier
deletedabout 9 years
whatever

-attempts to dodge zap
about 9 years
lmao we need to work together

-inspect my tome and see what it does
-inspect my scrolls
deletedabout 9 years
YOU CAN'T USE TWO ZAPS YOU COULD JUST ZAP THE ENTIRE ROSTER
about 9 years
-zap blister before he can steal the pills
about 9 years
Oh you ****
about 9 years

Blister says

oh you know what, i'm gonna take them by force

-runs up to edark's paralyzed body, attempts to steal his container of magic pills...


You begin to dash toward Edark
deletedabout 9 years
oh you know what, i'm gonna take them by force

-runs up to edark's paralyzed body, attempts to steal his container of magic pills...