245!!!!!!!!!!!1

wait i think i counted wrong.

307!!!!!!!!1

i like to talk OK?

that's true that little girl is going to be a professional blogger when she grows up

i mean, natalie's doing that right now so i guess toddlers do that.

i just had dinner at my boss's house and his 3/4 year old daughter would not stop talking i have no idea what she was saying because i don't speak russian but it was crazy how much she rambled on and on and on narrating her life to herself do all toddlers do that

my legs are gonna look so great in those boots i could cry

dang thems some shiny shoes, girl.

265!!!!!!!

dang 3edgy5me.......

look at ym shoes http://www.stevemadden.ca/product/REBEKA/182163.uts

and http://www.stevemadden.ca/product/MADGE/182128.uts

m so excited im gonna look bomb

Lux says

:( im on steve madden checking out rn as we speak

i guess ur not in the system. we have a program called QAS which verifies USA addressed but newer roads and such just arent in the database so yeah some ppl get screwed.

i hope u put a note on his order so ppl know he's a disgusting memer

the othr day while i was processing these lame internet orders i came across an order by a guy whose email was literally "[email protected]" and i was like "dang that's a sicknasty email."

:( im on steve madden checking out rn as we speak

dont cry for me im already dead

yes... canadians have postal codes.... but im putting everything right and it still says its wrong!! all the frickin time

errrrrrrrr im so concerned for you, u need to escape the cubicle

well dont u live in canada u have a postal code n stuff

literally every time i order something online it gives me that invalid zip code error all the time, and i just say continue anyway bc im not dumb and i am putting my correct address

i didnt realise that someone actually goes over those things LMAO sorry for causing trouble for ppl like urself

yeah im like blown away by the smoothness it's like so smooth a goddamn baby put his hand on that line and was like "DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THAT'S SMOOTH" except he actually said "goo goo gaa gaa" because babies can't talk but that's what he was thinkin' in his strange baby brain.

Lux says

i think i should b doing u, which is the best for both of us

;)

GODDAMN that was so smooth did u see that

man u wouldn't believe how many people mess up their own zip code. part of my job is to process internet orders which get flagged bc something looks wrong. v common is "invalid zip code" and it happens because people screw up and put the numbers in wrong or justp ut in an entirely wrong zipcode or just put something else like their state again bc they're dumb.

i think i should b doing u, which is the best for both of us