Epicmafia

ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."

100

married to

eYm1337

90,764

100

1179

1397wins1135losses127left

Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

Hostkilling is for b-words.
Sacking is for baby back b-words.
CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
Cussing is for cool kids.
Dicks are for sucking.
Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

Questions

anonymousalmost 10 years

I've always admired how well you play. You're always composed and fun to play with. I hope you have a wonderful birthday :)

Aww, you sweet heart. Thanks.

anonymousalmost 10 years

EYM is a SLUT

Good, I like 'em easy.

Wolfy

over 10 years

Your commandments are words to live by.

I agree.

eYm1337

over 10 years

Bby, let's fuck?

Bby, right now.

anonymousalmost 11 years

hai bby, u want cheat?

Depends on what we're cheating on.

Achievements

8 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

7 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

4 / 20

Bulletproof

Clint Eastwood

3 / 10

Miller

I'm Towntelling!

2 / 10

Vigilante

I'm Batman.

deletedalmost 12 years

I was your 69th profile view.

Satin

almost 12 years

+k'd to 8!

deletedalmost 12 years

Returned :P

evo

almost 12 years

+k to 6

legalmeth

almost 12 years

+k'd to 6! c:

Kelly999

almost 12 years

+k'd to 7!

deletedalmost 12 years

+k'd, return? xo.

LuvsDrama

almost 12 years

+K to 2. :)

Nicolas

almost 12 years

+k to 1! :)

deletedalmost 12 years

returned :)

ImmaModel

almost 12 years

+k'ed(: return? <3

LEmental

almost 12 years

You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.