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Karanyatsu: too many testimonials -- a testimonial on karuta's page
nora: they're so invalid
nora: who?
nora: the karu reading this
dva: puck: (kills me)
dva: me: fucking karu
Satya: karu i can see you adding this to your bible of testimonials
dva: the legendary scourge of Several lobbys, gaykaruta?
Mei: karu you are second only to puck in the sheer amount of bottom energies that you give off
Mei: gay karuta, you are so much of a bottom that i bet you need someone to reach thinsg onthe top shelf for you
arduousAnger: you're textbook bottom, karu
Mei: karu not in a million years could i ever imagine you being a top
Mei: karu the fact that everyone around you is willing to fight you over your alleged status as a top means youre not a top
dva: youre not a top that's final
Kenma: hey can you take some constructive criticism?
gaykaruta: yeah
Kenma: you fucking suck
Watanabe: average person wins 3 mafia games a year factoid actually just statistical error. average person wins 0 mafia games per year. gaykaruta, who wins 10000 mafia games per day is an outlier and should not be counted
Launchpad: god I just want to kick omoh's ass so hard right now
Launchpad: 1am thoughts
TheGiantRat: a lot of people come up to me and say
TheGiantRat: 'please ban karuta'
kittenfood: karu is valid but also karu is like
kittenfood: the best liar in this fucking game that isnt me
kittenfood: because i saw you convince someone i was fucking bp once when we were cheffed together as mafia
kittenfood: i know your goddamn crimes
ryan2: homosexual karate is the best kind of karate. i support you in all endavours and will walk backwards with you into hell
Tonkotsu: i can't love you because you ruined the economy in 1812
FatPika: KARUTA INFECTED THEIR MINDS WITH THE SEED OF MADNESS
zatanna: i dont know what to do because you radiate evil energies, always
Sollux: hey remember last night how you finally rolled vill and you died n1? both me, the vig, and maf went for you
Trip: KARUTA IS THE FUNNIEST NOT FUNNY PERSON IVE EVER MET
Neopetsaresokawaii: and I'm stuck in pre game with dm's most hated players gaykaruta and wadanohara
Heathers: gaykaruta poked you! Return poke!
Heathers: is this the gay agenda????
flan: friends: my mom, karuta
Heathers: anyway i thought of a cool new alt name its kaygaruta (original copyrighted 2016)
Oniion: every night i wake up in cold sweat because of the grim reminder karuta exists
gaykaruta: whats my name anne
Neopetsaresokawaii: sandbox lobby reject
Trip: i didnt even know karuta still existed
Koutaro: @gaykaruta FUCK OUT MY FACE
Rocerdude404: brb sending anon hate to gaykaruta suis
Dolce: @gaykaruta i cant believe im in the same room as dms most hated player
Sonja: i dont understand why im losing!! - em user gaykaruta, who is a danger to our economy
Tonkotsu: thats implying karuta and i are friends
Oniion: karuta can you stop being edgy for 1 second
Puck: oh so when I talk abt fucking the mafia its fine but when karu talks about their past with the village they're edgy
Ichigeruge: karuphobia is real
hagakrure: puts roll probability on arson so that i can burn karuta once and for all
xSoniaNeverMindx: GayKaruta was the first person I met in this lobby and the first thing I heard when someone else came in is
xSoniaNeverMindx: Oh...you met Karuta? Sorry for you
kittenfood: dont worry because i am banning gaykaruta as we speak
Kuria: [looks directly at gaykaruta, em user gaykaruta] karuta "speaking of sinners" karuta, em user gaykaruta is a sinner
Yuichirou: im just a casual karu fan
Yuichirou: i cant even name five albums
DespairNaegi: gay idols ~ karuta adventures?
Rocerdude404: karuta is a known liar
Malachite: remember when kenma banned gaykaruta and didnt tell me so they didnt get to play mafia like all night
Oniion: i am discriminated everyday by em user gaykaruta
Tokiya: any final words before i ban you from dm
Sardonyx: kenma, on their deathbed: bring me my laptop... i need.... i need to ban gaykaruta
Feferi: i want ella and karu to die consecutively and be two pr so the text is just progressively more horrified
Nudibranch: hagakrure, the santa? gaykaruta, the chef?!
hagakrure: im prayin 2 karu
FELlX: dont pray to karu we'll lose
Wadanohara: the most tragic thing about this game is we're stuck with karuta
ella - Today at 7:40 PM
1 like = 1 stand against rampant karuphobia which is existent in many lobbies across epic mafia
too long we have stood by and watched this horrendous act....
DespairNaegi: your profile is literally just testimonials
gaykaruta: thats all u need to know about me
