Hello, my name is Kristoph Gavin. I'm a high class sort of person, looking for only the finest things in life. The finest teas, the finest wine, the finest murders, the finest sweets, the finest poisons, the finest weather... Of course, I'm also simple, and can get by with just a good any of that.

I may or may not have a slight problem with murder. It's only a problem if I get caught, though.